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    She’d never say anything, of course, because she could be wrong. In fact, most days Yuna was certain she was wrong. Shane had only ever dated girls, and had never shown any outright signs of liking… anything else. But that didn’t stop her from wondering, occasionally, whether her son was entirely straight.
    But the last hour or so had certainly put paid to that suspicion. Because Shane was receiving a frankly alarming number of texts from someone named ‘Lily’.

    Or: Yuna and David meet Ilya Rozanov at the hospital after Shane’s injury.

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    Chelsea legend, Roy Kent, disappeared without a trace 1 year ago.
    Rupert Mannion’s ex-wife, Rebecca Welton, took possession of AFC Richmond 1 week ago.
    Manchester City loanee, Jamie Tartt, will learn about the feral Staffordshire Bull Terrier in the basement of Nelson Road in about 10 minutes.

    In which Roy was turned into a dog against his will and held captive under horrific circumstances, and Jamie is good with dogs.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    The Richmond lads decide to prank Jamie when they find out he used to be a Roy Kent Fanboy™. It has unforeseen consequences.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Part of Roy’s job as captain is keeping the newbies in line, and sometimes that means taking them down a peg or two.

    And Jamie fucking Tartt needs a lot of taking down.

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