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  1. Summary

    A collection of works related to my OC/OC ship ESH (Esther de Montfort x Garrett E.F. Hawke). Yes, it stands for "Everyone Sucks Here." Yes, they both kind of suck; it's more fun that way.

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  2. Summary

    Challenging my overly wordy self to fill the excellent prompts made by the lovely folks over at Stories of Thedas in a couple paragraphs or less. Let's see how we get on (and how long it takes me to cheat and write something a bit longer).

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  3. Summary

    In which Commander Mollie Shepard, a Vanguard with a fondness for inappropriate jokes and ill-considered Charges, worms her way into the Dragon Age universe, and usually ends up banging Cullen.

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  1. Rec 9

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    In theory, Vero Solano is living every hockey-obsessed kid’s dream. After surviving a string of hazing incidents, they’ve clawed their way to the Show – the Thedas Hockey League. When Vero is traded mid-season to the Antiva City Crows, they’re preceded by their reputation as a stand-offish loner who prefers anonymous hookups off the ice to team bonding. To everyone’s surprise – including and especially their own – they soon find themself connecting with Viago de Riva, the Crows’ enigmatic goaltender whose on-ice brilliance has earned him respect despite his own eccentricities.

    A 14-year THL veteran and the cornerstone of the franchise, Viago has spent his entire career barely tolerating his teammates. Still, there’s something about Vero’s careful detachment that’s entirely too familiar. Despite his misgivings, he finds himself offering the Crows' newest defense player post-practice advice that quickly evolves into something that looks dangerously like friendship – and maybe more.

    (Actual fic length is approximately 54,500 words. The rest is footnotes/glossary.)

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    04 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 2

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    During the greatest festival Antiva City has seen in a generation, Amadis is confined to the cellar, providing hair and makeup (and poison) to her fellow Crows. It's not long before the resentful assassin finds a way to enjoy the festivities for herself.

    But a Black Shadow has fallen across Antiva City, and where Crows gather, a murder must follow.

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    29 Jun 2025

  3. Rec 17

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    In the wake of her mother’s murder and the Qunari invasion of Kirkwall, Flora Hawke is adrift in grief and guilt. When she rescues a hapless drunk and fellow Fereldan from attempted murder in the midst of a street brawl, she’s astonished to learn the man had once pretended to the Fereldan Throne.

    Six years exiled from his homeland, freshly installed in Kirkwall in search of work and purpose, Alistair wakes from a rough night in an unexpected predicament: stashed for safekeeping in the home of the Champion of Kirkwall.

    Holed up together in Flora’s empty home, the pair work to uncover an assassination plot against the would-be king before it catches up to him. Tangled in parallels and coincidences, still battling their own shadows, Flora and Alistair surrender to the pull between them and find their way back into the light.

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    18 May 2025

  4. Rec 3

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    Esther de Montfort prepares for a party in Skyhold. In his own way, so does Garrett E.F. Hawke.

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    03 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's such a joy and an honor and a privilege to read a gorgeous piece featuring your characters where they are distinctly themselves without you having had to lift a finger to create it! DELA UNDERSTOOD THE BRIEF

  5. Rec 4

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    After a year of exile, Amadis de Riva hopes to receive Viago's trust and approval after successfully completing the Ossuary job. When his new contract for her leaves her frustrated and feeling unwanted she falls back into the arms of her favourite enemy, now known to be a Dellamorte and grappling with his own guilt.

    To be understood and desired for themselves is a rarity among the crows. Amadis and Illario's training prepared them for manipulation and seduction, not for honest conversation. Could they even identify sincere feelings if they felt them?

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    18 Apr 2025