dumbslinky
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And May Chaos Take the World by dumbslinky for orionsspark
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers One (2024), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
02 Sep 2025
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Alpha Trion, one of Optimus’s siblings goes missing, right before his coronation as the prime.
Optimus sneaks out of the palace and goes on a journey to find his brother (and to maybe delay his crowning. Hopefully.)
Disguised as an archivist named Orion Pax seeking his mentor, Optimus meets many new friends on his journey, like Megatron, whose face suspiciously looks exactly like the mob boss of the notorious Decepticons on Cybertron’s most used WANTED poster, or Jazz, who may or may not be a top-notch assassin, or Ultra Magnus, who looks and talks and acts like a knight…
Can he keep his true identity a secret, even as he’s trying to find a missing mech, obtaining true love, and when his dear siblings are trying to catch him?
Maybe. Just maybe… if he could get rid of this depressing depression first. That would just be nice. Thanks, Primus.
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The Time of Laughter by dumbslinky
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
18 Aug 2025
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Alfred grew up as a child prodigy, so he secured a position in a very prestigious university at a very young age. But the stress got to him, and after an accident, (Curse America’s healthcare costs!!), he turned into a broke university student, and needed money to pay off his student debt. Like, fast.
So, it was obvious that when he found a babysitting job that paid EXTREMELY well, he took it immediately. Besides, he had nothing to do! What was the worst that could happen? Pfft, what, the (apparently) many children he was going to be babysitting would get too attached to him and after he leaves university, they would become highly successful and try to find him?
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That was very weirdly specific. Where did that thought come from?
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No matter! It’s all for the money. He’s gonna do it. Nothing will stop him from getting his money. Nothing. Nada. Not even some crazy stalkers- wait what? -
Colosseum of Fools by dumbslinky for OverbakedPotatoe
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Aug 2025
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“You’re mine. You got that? Not Prowl’s, not Wheeljack’s, not Ratchet’s, and definitely not Jazz’s. MINE. Do you understand, Orion?” He snarls.
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D-16 gets jealous easily and Orion gets passed around platonically by all his friends. This is a big problem. For Dee, that is. Orion’s livin’ the dream.
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Whilst he was struggling, he didn’t acknowledge the footsteps inching closer and closer to where he was.
“You’re finally awake.”
Alfred sighs and thinks, great, a classic kidnapper line.
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Or: Alfred is a detective, and always gets in some sort of trouble, no matter where, when, or what. Ivan is a whipped mafia boss, who has had enough of Alfred getting in trouble, so he decides to be the trouble.
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Damian never communicated nor cared about his father’s family after he left his father after years of being Robin, and to Blüdhaven. Bruce only called him whenever he needed him for a mission, or help. He was purely an asset for harder cases. It never hit him that maybe Bruce never told his adopted children about him all.
So when his father secretly called him to go to the Bat-cave for an impromptu meeting, his adoptive siblings met him for the first time.
Fluff and promises are made.
Series
- Part 4 of Damian Centrics because I can’t get enough
- Part 1 of Memory Lane
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Damian Centrics because I can’t get enough by dumbslinky, orphan_account
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16 Sep 2023
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HUGE props to OmniforceTheCompany because of how great and talented and amazing and awesome and deep and beautiful and mind blowing and breathtaking you are
7/27/2024: WE’RE BACKKKKKK in the fandom and writing more stuff :))
I (slinky) am working on a multi-chapter reverse robins fanfiction and won’t post it until i have finished another fanfiction of mine from another fandom, but might post a few oneshots with Damian Wayne-Al Ghul Centrics because I will love him forever
I (hambo) am gonna leave these fics all to the other creator!!! sorry, but I’ll have to leave ao3 permanently😞😞🫤my life has gotten way too complicated! I need a break. Who knows if I’ll even muster up the energy to write another fic, but from the looks of it, my dear fellow creator has it all under wraps!!!
Have fun reading through these series!!
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Reverse Batfamily AU
Damian is the oldest. That meant he was supposed to take care of his younger siblings, that he was in charge when Bruce was away, that he was supposed to carry everything, including his and everyone’s else’s problems.
Problems. Ugly, annoying problems. Ranging from minor to major. A minor problem could be Damian’s forever stunted height, from his days as Ra’s Al Ghul’s protege, or a major problems could be the fact that his father was an emotional and mental mess, just like everyone else in the Wayne Family, which lead to many, many more horrible problems rearing it’s disgusting heads.
But that was fine. It was always fine, because Damian was the oldest, and he would always be. He would never admit it out loud, but he would throw his life away for the people he cares for and loves. He would give anything for his younger brothers to be protected.
But when his younger brothers grow mature, taller, smarter, and more, much more protective? Damian starts to feel like the youngest in an overprotective sibling-relationship.
But it, surely, was fine, right? Damian was the oldest? He was supposed to be the pillar holding his family from disaster… until he couldn’t.
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the Emperor's affection by exhaustedpillow for AriaUndine
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jan 2022
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When he’s dispatched to Liyue as one of the Snezhnaya’s emissaries for the annual Teyvat Grand Balls, Childe never thought that he would attract the attention of the Emperor of Liyue himself.
Or winning his affection, really.
Who would’ve thought that Zhongli likes peculiar omega?
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Semi-modern, noble A/B/O AU where Zhongli is the purebred alpha with the title as the Emperor of Liyue, and Childe is the feisty, influential, omega Duke of Snezhnaya who is also one of the Harbingers. Zhongli has his eyes on Childe and he doesn't intend on letting him go so easily.
Bookmarked by dumbslinky
18 Feb 2026
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In Which Everyone Simps for Childe by GraciRie_MaCherie
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Nov 2024
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The element of Hydro was hard to master, hence why Childe was the one used to spearhead the training of the Mirror Maidens until the pioneer batch mastered it. After years of working under La Signora, they were ecstatic to see him in Inazuma. Somewhere in Liyue, the Liyueans were in a mixture of sadness and happiness. happy that although rex lapis was no longer around, his chosen one has arrived. Sadly they ship the said chosen one to Mr. Zhongli, consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.
Long story short, two viral photos of Childe was leaked, the memory of dust was solved, everyone simps for Childe, the fatui are not happy, and Zhongli is most definitely turning into a green eyed dragon.
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Bookmarked by dumbslinky
18 Feb 2026
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WHY DID I NOT BOOKMARK THIS IM NEVER LETTING IT GOE EVR AGAIN.
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The Shadows of Strangers by animeloverhomura
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of Mount Hua Sect (Manhwa), 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
06 Feb 2023
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After being involved in an attack, several disciples of Mount Hua begin to lose years of their memories. When it’s CheongMyeong’s turn to be affected, the disciples expect to be met with a scared, wide eyed, fifteen year old Chosam who knows nothing of martial arts.
That is not who they get.
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Those painful cries may be the last thing he hears, but his last thoughts are a different matter altogether.
‘Damn it, I couldn’t see my Taoist Hyung-nim’s waist before I die. Fuck, what a disappointment.’
… Tang Bo’s obsession with Cheong Myeong’s unfairly slim waist seems to have gotten a little out of hand.
In which Tang Bo reincarnates, obsesses over Cheong Myeong's waist, and gains the ire of literally everyone.
Bookmarked by dumbslinky
18 Feb 2026
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YESSSSSSSSS TANG BO IS SIMP JUST LIKE ME🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹THE WOLRD IS HEALING
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Do snakes eat flowers? YES by EveryoneIsAmon
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of Mount Hua Sect (Manhwa)
09 Nov 2022
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Tang Bo and Chung Myung married.
-Smut
-omegaverse
-Younger, shorter, and feminine Tang Bo (Omega)
-Older, taller, and muscular Chung Myung (Alpha)
-But the catch is Chung Myung, the Alpha is the bottomSeries
- Part 10 of Plum Blossoms are beautiful
- Part 14 of Everyday, I don't know what I am writing
Bookmarked by dumbslinky
18 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Grammar is very dubious and writing still needs some work but it’s still good smut regardless🥹🥹