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Astarion Ancunín is Hollyweald's most talented disaster—an actor whose scandals are legendary and whose ego is even bigger. When his latest meltdown threatens to end his career, his agent presents a solution: fake date Baldur's Gate sweetheart to rehabilitate his image.
What starts as a competitive game of public affection becomes something neither expected. Between red carpets and late-night diners, Oscar ceremonies and midnight confessions, two people who've forgotten how to be real discover that the best performances happen when you stop acting.
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bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody by dramatic_chipmunk for andromedaancunin
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Feb 2026
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Astarion hasn't seen his lover all evening, and he's feeling particularly... petulant about it. When he finds Andromeda in the greenhouse, still playing her lute hours after sunset, he decides it's time to thoroughly distract her.
She thinks she can keep playing through anything. He's determined to prove her wrong—one nibble at a time.
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My Poems Know What You Did In The Dark by dramatic_chipmunk
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Jan 2026
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This is a collection of poems from my OC's, Octavia, notebook—a personal glimpse into her journey through the events of the game.
These pieces focus on the relationships she builds with her companions, going from fully distrusting them to becoming something akin to found family.
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I tried them all. None of them answered. by dramatic_chipmunk for HermeticPrinciples
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Jan 2026
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Before he stopped trying and decided on obedience, Astarion spent a year in a coffin, praying to gods who never came.
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Irreconciable Differences by dramatic_chipmunk for aqeldroma, Hyena
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 Dec 2025
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Gale Dekarios, God of Ambition, and Astarion Ancunín, Vampire Ascendant, are getting divorced, and they're taking everyone down with them—including the legal system, a traumatized high priest, one very contested Owlbear, and the structural integrity of the cosmos itself.
(Or: The most extravagant wedding in Faerûn history is followed by the pettiest divorce in recorded history. Featuring: soup pot custody battles, cosmic defamation, and two megalomaniacs who should never have been given this much power.)
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What the Longest Night Holds by dramatic_chipmunk for darkheartedrose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Dec 2025
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Twenty doors. Twenty moments. One long night.
An advent calendar of a relationship told in fragments—sketches and lists, letters never sent, prayers half-remembered, and the quiet places where the truth lives. Karlach burns. Shadowheart still sheds her shadows. Somehow, where fire meets dark, they find something worth counting down to.Click the doors. Trust the fall.
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17 Things That Made This Kobold's Day PERFECT (Number 12 Will Make You Cry) by dramatic_chipmunk for darkheartedrose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Dec 2025
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KOBOLD DAILY EXCLUSIVE
Look, we've all had good days. But has your day ever been THIS good?
Popper—Purveyor of Treats and Trinkets, licensed Entrepreneur, and Senior Shiny Correspondent—had the BEST day in the history of days. We're talking: premium grave loot, successful mystery box sales, head scritches from the Big Horned Lady, only stepping in ONE of his own traps, and the sale of a definitely-not-haunted glass eye named Gregory.For business inquiries, please leave a shiny object under the third rock from the left near Dribbles' tent.
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Stardust in the Snow by dramatic_chipmunk for magmethius
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Nov 2025
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Snow interrupts your solstice work, and in your husband's thoughts, there lurks the same desire to explore what waits beyond the office door. You take his hand and find the snow can show so much: how joy feels, how gifts can hold time and space, how perfect quiet has its place in hearts that beat the same.
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Sceleritas Fel's descent into despair as his beloved Master chooses heroism over murder, documented in ten journal entries. Featuring: eggs instead of entrails, peace negotiations, and one disturbingly alive partner.
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My growing collection of original poems, equal parts existential crisis and love letters. Sometimes cats might appear.
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One Year of Being Hers by dramatic_chipmunk for VakarianSyndrome
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Aug 2025
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Astarion has been secretly studying their favourite cooking videos with scholarly intensity, but not for the reasons Tavitha might expect. With their first anniversary approaching, he's determined to surprise his beloved with a very special demonstration—one that recreates the exact techniques they've been admiring together during their nightly ritual.
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- Part 3 of Wanna Be Yours
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When Lord Astarion Ancunin decides it's time to christen his newly renovated throne room, you—his devoted, beloved consort—can do nothing but obey. When he calls, you kneel. When he commands, you come.
OR: You fuck Astarion on his throne in a lyrical, filth-filled descent.
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- Part 7 of Say My Name, Darling
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Standards, Darling. by dramatic_chipmunk, VakarianSyndrome
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Aug 2025
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Astarion Ancunín has built his reputation on one simple rule: never become romantically involved with clients. As Baldur's Gate premier matchmaker, he's successfully paired hundreds of people while keeping his own heart carefully locked away.
Until Octavia Fallguard walks into his office—his brother's ex. A pole dancing instructor with impossibly high standards, a clever tongue, and zero tolerance for his usual charm. She knows exactly what she wants in a partner; and what she doesn't want is her ex's insufferably arrogant brother deciding her love life for her.
But when every date ends in disaster, and their professional relationship evolves into something far more personal, the lines between duty and desire become dangerously blurred.
Starring Chip as Octavia and Vak as Astarion in this summer's messiest romcom.
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After three years of being engaged, Karlach and Wyll are finally ready to tie the knot. It's not exactly what either of them pictured for their wedding day—getting married in the hells with an infernal engine for a heart isn't anyone's childhood dream—but when you're stuck in Avernus, you make the best of what you have.
Besides, all they really need is each other. Right?
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Detective Astarion Ancunin knows three things about The Collector: she's calculated, untouchable, and has been making his life hell for three years with her flawless heists and taunting calling cards. What he doesn't know is her real name, or why she kissed him like she meant it before vanishing into the night with a stolen necklace.
Octavia Fallguard knows three things about Detective Ancunin: he's relentless, devastatingly clever, and the biggest threat to the life she's made stealing for the crime syndicate that owns her debt. What she doesn't know is that the immunity papers he's offering are fake, or that the job requiring her to share the same space is about to become the most dangerous con of her life.
In the shadow-soaked streets of 1950s New York, two masters of deception are about to discover that the person they've been hunting—and running from—might be exactly what they've been searching for. But when you're built from lies and surviving on borrowed time, falling in love is the most reckless thing you can do.
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I Wanna Be Hers by AlwaysMauria, dramatic_chipmunk for VakarianSyndrome
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Jun 2025
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After Tav visits Sabyna's Coffeehouse, her friends, Octavia and Mauria have some thoughts to dish on the silver haired vampire she brought in with her.
Imagine their surprise when that same silver haired devil comes knocking at their door after closing time.This occurs after Ch4 of I Wanna Be Yours, which, if you're not reading, you should be. Seriously, go read the summary!!
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"Tomorrow will catch you!"
"Tomorrow you'll trip over your own paws again, just like today."
The eternal struggle between dog and cat reaches new heights of drama in this tale of pursuit, pride, and the occasional existential crisis about losing sticks to sparrows.
Some fights are worth having. Some dreams are worth chasing.
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It all starts with a bald fan sketch. Then a law. Then a dick pic. Then a scandal that spirals so hard it enters orbit. With the internet against him, his PR agent on the verge of quitting, and his not-quite-lover Tav watching the chaos unfold, Astarion must face the ultimate enemy: consequences.
Or: "A vampire’s guide to ruining your legacy in ten posts or less"
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Patience, darling. by dramatic_chipmunk for finnamin
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Mar 2025
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Octavia had one goal: make Astarion’s birthday unforgettable. And what better way than with a strap-on, some expertly applied teasing, and a little Salt-N-Pepa to set the mood?
Best. Birthday. Ever.
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- Part 4 of WildBlood Adventures: Astarion & Octavia
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You up? by dramatic_chipmunk for FartasticDurge, StrixAmans, ARAFEL_0194
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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Join Astarion and Octavia in a passionate encounter filled with all of the ridiculous sexual euphemisms that the author could find.
Courtesy for the idea goes to the book I give you my body by Diana Gabaldon
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- Part 3 of WildBlood Adventures: Astarion & Octavia