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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.
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02 Jan 2026
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14/?
In such rare instances where he does find some consolation for his sad existence, it’s in limited capacity; you can’t lose what you don’t have.
Thrones. Kings. Cushions.
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“All that power, that control, that force–it was genuinely really impressive. And it was definitely meant for something so much more.” Mecha Man leaned back against the bar, eyes tracing the open V in his costume, lingering on his bare chest, before slowly drifting his gaze back up to Flambae’s. “I’m sure you’re an amazing superhero now.”
The comment Flambae was about to make died on the tip of his tongue. Any retort he could’ve possibly thought of scrambled with the butterflies ramming against the insides of his stomach, silenced by the alarms screaming behind his eyes. Was this some kind of trick? Was he about to jump him? What the fuck is happening? And why was Flambae freaking the fuck out over some few choice words that seem really close to a genuine compliment?
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The romance option is Flambae and only Flambae. This is from his POV. Bro is down bad and angry about it.
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A random villain-of-the-week makes Robert late for work. It's only by a few minutes, yet the encounter that hardly lasted a few seconds instills a sudden chill in Robert's bones. Its persistence is matched only by the Z-Team's stubbornness as they force their dispatcher to join them in activities they think will warm him up.
But none of it matters if Robert can't learn to believe he'll ever be warm again... or that he deserves the warmth this team brings him.
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Post-Episode 8 (Good/Pacifist/No Romance/Everyone is Forgiven ending)
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Lies That Bind by the_quiller
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Sep 2025
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Despite her sunny disposition, Lucifer's heir is still the Anti-Christ. Her ascension heralds the beginning of the end. But Charlie has no intention to follow the script - she'll save everyone, from the lowliest sinner to the Devil himself.
Charlie spoke to the sound of a roar, like storms, like thunder.
“This is my hotel, dad. My dream. My domain. No one gets to lie to me here, not even you. Tell me the real reason for the Exterminations. Just…be honest with me. Please.”
And as her final ‘please’ hung in the air, the Devil’s expression changed one more time. Like how his perfectly blank expression revealed every previous emotion on his face to be nothing more than a painted mask for others to see, now even that blank canvas was stripped away to show what was truly underneath - a black despair, fathomless beyond mortal comprehension, resembling nothing so much as that crawling void she had glimpsed a lifetime ago at the heart of Hell.
“I…can’t,” Lucifer said simply.
And then he was gone. No flicker of magic or flash of a portal. Just gone.
Or: Charlie herself is Lucifer's greatest lie, because the truth is too terrible to bear.
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07 Dec 2025
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23/?
“Your daughter, or your sinners.” The ultimatum left Michael's tongue with the taste of bitter, unavoidable truth. “You cannot sustain them both.”
“I can’t just let them fall,” Samael whispered.
“Then offer up a tithe of your people,” Michael said flatly, “and I will put them to the sword. You may keep the remnants of their souls, but they shall sin no more in your realm, eat no more of your flesh and drink no more of your blood. They shall be as nothing. Either that, or you must give up your daughter. Choose.”
Though it felt like an eternity of dread, in reality, Samael took only a few moments to consider before making a choice that wasn’t truly a choice at all.
“You will never cause my daughter harm. Not her, not any of the Hellborn in my domain. Only sinners,” Samael said at last.
“So be it,” Michael answered, and the pact was sealed. There was no burst of light, nor rumble of thunder. Reality simply shifted in accordance to their will.
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Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2024
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Alastor rallies the Hotel Gang to announce his and Lucifer's pretend relationship. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand.
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Charlie is excited to make a lesson plan, Vaggie wants to strangle Alastor, Lucifer want's to impress Charlie, and Alastor wants to die.
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04 Dec 2025
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He hears the flutter of multiple unfurling wings and the temperature in the room gets unexpectedly warm. At his back, Charlie cries, “Dad, no! Wait–-” and Alastor’s heart thumps hard and sudden, like the back of a hand smacking him in the chest to get his attention. The hairs on the back of his neck rise, goosebumps crawl up his arms, and suddenly, the weight of a presence looms behind him.