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Drink this to sober up. Please carefully review my attached documents regarding our unplanned sexual encounter last night. I believe I have touched on all important points. I will not field follow-up questions before 6.30p.m., so do not try.
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09 Feb 2026
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Rilian, now King of Narnia, goes on a tour of the country to get reacquainted with his people and his homeland. Puddleglum goes with him and learns that all is not well with his Majesty.
Involves some speculative biology. The biology of Marsh-wiggles.
Or, Puddleglum's life suddenly embodies the "just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blond guy" meme.
Inspired by a random post on @who-canceled-roger-rabbit's tumblr, where they mused that "you could easily get some surprisingly compelling hurt/comfort out of Rilian x Puddleglum."
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14 Jan 2026
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King Rilian ruled Narnia well in those first months after his father died, ably assisted by many excellent advisors, but the King himself was still troubled by memories of his enchantment.
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14 Jan 2026
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Alhaitham is not quick enough to flee Sumeru City after hearing of the General Mahamatra Cyno's self imposed exile. The New General Mahamatra is under orders from the Sages to bring their Scribe to heel once and for all.
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13 Jan 2026
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Leaving Only the Worst Version of You by FollowerofMercy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Dec 2022
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Il Dottore sacrificed his clones to secure a gnosis. He expected to be celebrated for it, not hated as the uncanny fake filling in for a dead man.
Or tfw everyone likes your dead clones more than you
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06 Jan 2026
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Everyone grieves in a different way…
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- Part 3 of Unedited Drafts
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09 Dec 2025
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It was hard to pinpoint Alhaitham's presence in the room, even with Wriothesley's better than average hearing. He moved silently, came and left without a sound, rarely engaged in a conversation, and even then all Wriothesley could do is to rely on other people's interpretations. It felt like they were living in two different worlds with barely any points of connection.
But Wriothesley wanted to connect.
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06 Dec 2025
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Al-Haitham has been putting off his regression for too long. He may not be Acting Grand Sage anymore, but he still hasn’t recovered from the entire ordeal. Kaveh helps.
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27 Nov 2025
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scenes from life in the hold by GStK for Magepaw
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2023
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Paimon's got friends on the outside.
(Or: in the Fortress of Meropide, Alhaitham and Paimon are penpals.)
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- Part 1 of this pen, that sword
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17 Nov 2025
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5 letters Al-Haitham wrote when his horny yearner brain took over + 1 letter Kaveh wrote back
Haikaveh Kinktober 2025, Day 31: Free Day
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17 Nov 2025
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analogies of men and martyrs by Jazz_intown for Midori__99
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Diluc may have returned to Mondstadt years ago, but he never came back home.
Or: If man does not speak and God does not listen, who lost faith first?
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14 Nov 2025
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Of fools and even more fools by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Apr 2024
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A month into his Harbringer-hood Tartaglia overhears some of agents gossiping about how Capitano totally fisted a guy last night Tartaglia, naturally, is super excited and wants to fight Capitano too!
Tartaglia is gravely misinformed about what fisting means.
Capitano expected a normal start to his morning, which was his mistake honestly.
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13 Nov 2025
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Ben 23 thought he’d be ready for the day Khyber arrived.
He didn’t have his own Revonnahgander to partner with or even an Osmosian and Anodite to fight alongside but Azmuth and Tetrax were more than enough for him. With them at his side, he’d handled nearly every villain the other Bens warned him about and he thought he’d managed interplanetary relations well enough that a handful of them would never even show up. Surely he’d figured out this hero thing by now, at least enough to handle the enemies the other Bens had fought.
Ben 23 knew Khyber was cruel but he hadn’t expected his version of Khyber to be cruel enough to put the Nemetrix on his dimension’s Rook Blonko. This wasn’t how he’d dreamed of meeting his future partner.
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- Part 8 of Rook Gets The Omnitrix AU
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13 Nov 2025
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This is a series where Rook gets the Omnitrix instead of Ben, unlocking new aliens and exploring new words.
This fic primarily serves to worldbuild a few planets such as Revonnah, Anur Transyl, and Galvan Prime and explore a few aliens we don't see much of or that the creators made and did not show in canon.
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13 Nov 2025
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If Ben ignored it, it would be like it never happened in the first place. There wasn't anyone left to prove him wrong. Nothing but Mr. Smoothy. Maybe that's why he still went back.
Or, what if Ben wasn't as unbothered as he seems about recreating the universe in the show?
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11 Nov 2025
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How Hard Can It Be To Raise Alien Children? by Crryz
Fandoms: Ben 10 Series, Ultraman: Rising (2024)
20 Mar 2025
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Wondering who could be calling him, he turned the screen over only to be greeted with immediate dread in his stomach.
[ DISTRESS SIGNAL ACTIVATED ]
[ LOCATION: EARTH, JAPAN, TOKYO ]
Ben stood up again, almost falling over this time. “What are they doing in Japan!?”
Ben finds a Way Big and a pink alien hunting down his kids in Japan. Kenji punches an Ultraman who dared to touch Emi.
Somehow, this leads to arranging playdates for their children.
(Story is completed but there's a chance I might come back to this and write more!)
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11 Nov 2025
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Duty and the desert conspire to misplace Tighnari’s favorite person. He is, understandably, a bit pissed off about this.
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02 Nov 2025
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The vampire lord Kaveh drinks from his thrall, Alhaitham—and nearly kills him. 572 days later, they meet again in a garden full of hyacinths.
This fic is illustrated by the wonderful lalamilali.
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27 Oct 2025
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I'm not gettin' in the Addison Lee by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Neuvillette, happily married with three children, goes viral on the internet for openly yearning for a hot guy singing in Marcotte Mall.
The guy is his husband.
Neuvillette @Neuvillette2939395 • 23m
My name is Neuvillette. I am the man in the navy overcoat, and my husband is the singer at Marcotte Mall. We are married. We are not estranged lovers, we are not each other’s forbidden paramours, we did not have a ‘messy break up,’ and NEITHER of us are dying. Please, let me reiterate. We are MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN.
Neuvillette @Neuvillette2939395 • 20s
LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE.Series
- Part 1 of Influencer AU
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25 Oct 2025
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It is unwise, but the steady cadence of Zhongli’s voice makes it all too easy for Childe to let his guard down. He supposes this is how he’d gotten into this mess to begin with, really.
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Childe regresses during a meal with Zhongli. Shenanigans ensue.
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23 Oct 2025