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He Loves the Fighting Rings by followyourabyss
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Nov 2025
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"All considered there would be bigger fish, when St. Peter would tally up his crimes. But somewhere along the way Satan must have dug his talons into him, because there was no holy reason for why he should enjoy the feeling of a man's flesh beneath his fist the way he does. For why the pain of a receiving blow should excite him so. He always knew he liked it too much, even when he was younger. Liked the way it made his blood run hot, the way when the other boys would take their shirts off and then he'd know he was sinning just by being there."
Henry keeps showing up with mysterious injuries and terrible lies. Hans is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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14 Feb 2026
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The Amorous Misadventures of Henry and Hans by impossible_creature
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Nov 2025
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“Oh, don’t you remember that time you forced me to brew you a potion to attract women, and it only gave you a terrible rash on your face? I swear, it looked like you had laid with a frog, you were so covered in warts.”
“No, Sir Hans, you didn’t fight him off. You called him ‘arse-n-balls’ and then he almost killed you. I had to come rescue your sorry arse.”
“What are you talking about? I completely trounced you in that bet. You really thought you could beat me. You should’ve. I had only just started swordfighting.”
It is only so strange because Henry jumps to defend Hans at seemingly any other opportunity. But whenever a woman so much as looks in his direction, he must bring up Hans’s terrible stench after a hunting trip, or how they sometimes sleep in the same bed in the winter and Hans snores terribly, or how Hans once fell into a puddle of mud and had to walk back to Pirkstein with it smeared all over his backside.
It really is peculiar.In which Henry is the worst wingman and Hans is oblivious as hell.
OR, All the women Henry prevented Hans from seducing, and the one time his seduction actually worked.Bookmarked by dirtbugs
13 Feb 2026
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The Royal Baldur Ballet's upcoming season is poised to be the most dramatic yet. With seven gorgeous ballets to stage, first soloist Astarion Ancunín is convinced this will be the season he finally shines bright enough, worthy of the rank of principal dancer. Enter Wyll Ravengard, stage left, and everything is about to change.
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Wyll Ravengard is most definitely not an apprentice. Astarion knows that name, Wyll Ravengard. He won the Prix de Lausanne five or so years ago, the most prestigious competition for ballet students. Even as a student, it was clear that Wyll was going to be the ballet world’s next big star.
And now he’s here, in Astarion’s barre spot. In his rank.
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11 Feb 2026
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“Good god, Henry, again already? Still feels like you sucked my soul out of my cock with your arsehole.”“Don‘t say it like that. I thought it was romantic,” Henry grinned, and wiped a bead of sweat off Hans’ brow with his thumb. In a display of infinite and glorious romance, he licked it.
“Thought you were about to pop, your face was so red, Sir Hans,” Henry snickered.
Hans threaded a gentle hand in the overgrown hairs on the back of Henry’s head, and wrung his neck, just a little.
“Someone fancies himself a minstrel, huh? I’m going to set Pebbles loose and make you walk back. Get in a good squeeze, because this is the last you'll be seeing of my backside.”
“A fine backside it was, my lord. I’ll miss it dearly.”
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Hans takes to planning an outing to woo Henry. To spectacular results.
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10 Feb 2026
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[art] индро и кто-то еще by WTF Kingdom Come Deliverance 2026 (delivering_kingdom)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
30 Jan 2026
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09 Feb 2026