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Hans Capon has no shortage of enemies who threaten his greatest secret. Will his undoing be a meddling uncle, a bride who knows too much, or the Royal Chamberlain with his clever schemes?
Leaving the ashes of Suchdol behind, Hans and Henry ride east—eager to outrun duty, wedding bells, and perhaps even Lady Fortuna herself.
But a trail of stolen silver and a missing horse soon drag them back into a war that refuses to end, even without a king on the throne.
How long can Hans and Hal keep their love hidden? And when it comes to light—will it be enough to hold them together, or will the world tear them apart?
This fic follows Lord of the Distant Isles but can be read on its own. Updates Sundays (or Mondays) and Fridays.
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- Part 2 of Lord of the Distant Isles Series
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
17 Dec 2025
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Birdhouse in your soul by Good_old_fashioned_lover_girl
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Nov 2025
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Sir Hans Capon has grown into a lonely man. Sad, bitter, and far from the happy, mindless Lordling he used to be; having never found anyone to ever truly love him.
Until Rattay gets a new Captain of the Guards. Henry of Skalitz- quiet, hardened by years of endless battles; having never met anyone to love after losing his home.
They meet. And, throughout the months, they bring each other back to life again.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
27 Nov 2025
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“Is this any good?”
Hans’s breath has a stuttering quality to it. He says, “I honestly don’t know. You’re making me rethink my entire life.”
“Christ,” Henry says, his breath huffing against Hans in a tiny laugh, and Hans shivers again as the heat of his breath meets the relative coolness of the evening air, both touching him at the same time. “I don’t think it’s supposed to be like that.”
“You don’t think? Hasn’t a girl ever sucked you off before?”
Henry purses his lips for a moment, pressing them together. When he relaxes his mouth again, blood rushes back to his lips and paints them a darker shade of pink. “Um. No.”
At the Devil’s Den, two beginners teach themselves and each other something new.
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- Part 24 of altar
Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
23 Nov 2025
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“Sir Hans!” Henry said, raising his voice. “Sir!”
Hans stepped into the clearing, sticks crunching under his feet. He waved behind his back to get Henry to calm down.
“Hans!”
Hans stopped. He turned around to face Henry, with a stunned smile on his face. He coaxed his expression into a lightly amused mask and took a step forward. “Well… my friend—” he said, and there was a loud crack, like a tree branch breaking off or a sharp thunderclap, and Hans was gone.
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Hans falls in a frozen pond during a hunting trip and Henry pulls him out. Soaking wet, freezing and lost in the forest they have to huddle up and hope to survive the night. At the same time, Henry faces some unexpected feelings as he does everything in his power to keep Hans alive.Whumptober - Day 18 - Environmental Whump
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- Part 2 of whumptober25
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
16 Nov 2025
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You went to bed early tonight.
Well, earlier than you typically do. Not that Astarion has been paying you much attention. Hardly any, really. You’re just easy to miss.
Notice. You’re easy to notice. Because you’re so obvious.
Obviously annoying, obviously infuriating, obviously determined, and obviously infatuated with him. True, that had been his goal, but hells, you could blush a little less at his come-ons. Even if it does look cute on you.
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Astarion decides to check up on you and finds you... preoccupied. He takes the situation into (his own) hand.
Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
05 Aug 2025
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“Then, what is it you offer?”
The barkeep slid the requested wine up beside Astarion, and the pale stranger’s knowing smile returned. He leaned forward, closer now. When he reached past Astarion to fetch the glass, Astarion caught the otherworldly scent of his skin: earthy and herbal, but blue and scorched like the astral zephyr, as though what he had said about the planes was true. As the elf straightened, he paused for a moment, lingering at Astarion’s ear. He uttered a simple word: “Pleasure.”
Ten years after the defeat of the Absolute, Astarion haunts the streets of the Sword Coast like a ghost, alone, searching desperately for a cure to his undeath. While following the trail of a shadowy rumor, he meets a dark and mysterious man who reminds him of himself. With his fate hanging in the balance, he must decide whether to take this stranger’s hand and be led to a life new and strange. But—at what cost?
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
26 May 2025
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After a rather embarrassing experience at the reunion party, you have been nervous to see Astarion again. You manage to gather the courage to visit his tailoring shop for dress alterations—and to be a better friend to him.
And maybe there is just a little part of you that still hopes for something more.
But he couldn’t possibly want that—or could he?
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- Part 1 of A Fitting Romance
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
14 Apr 2025
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Auri’s young. She’s innocent. Astarion’s not sure if she’s ever known another’s touch below the waist at all. When she rolls her hips, seeking any kind of pressure, it’s not intentional. He would balk at the idea under most circumstances. Sex is another form of torture. It might not be with her blood coursing through him.
He opens his mouth to entertain the idea–
And Auri’s body goes limp in his arms.
Astarion blinks. When he licks the blood from her neck, she doesn’t move. His chin is no doubt painted red. Panic swells in his breast, but Auri’s chest rises and falls. She’s not dead. She’s just an idiot. “Stupid girl,” Astarion whispers.
It’s for the best. He might have done something Auri would have regretted.
auri and astarion meet before the nautiloid ever flies over baldur's gate. and who wouldn't want to lose their virginity to a vampire?
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- Part 11 of we can live forever if you've got the time
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
09 Mar 2025
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“Adultery,” Raphael repeats plainly. “Infidelity.”
“Yes.” Astarion tosses his quill down. “It appears that I’ve spent the last few months drinking, fucking, and compelling people of our government. I recall none of it, mind you. But given Lilith’s absence, Halsin insisting that I not be left alone, and Shadowheart desperately praying for my damned soul—I can conclude that I have dragged myself into a bender that has wreaked havoc on my life as I knew it."
A sequel to the events of Hellish Rebuke. This story will not make sense if you have not read its predecessor.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
06 Dec 2024
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Locked and Loaded by astarionsgoblet for StinaDrawsThings
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
17 Nov 2024
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The vampire rogue has to earn his reward.
Fic written for Stina, based on one of her artworks of her OC Gia and Astarion:
"Sorry, hon, rules are rules. No coming until you've picked ALL the locks." - StinaDrawsThings
Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
29 Nov 2024
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Bloodless by pinkberrytea
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
11 Dec 2024
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He had tasted you once; now, he craves every inch of your being, his hunger insatiable.
Little death—a gift he bestowed upon her, and which she bestows upon him in turn. As her lifeblood touches his lips, Astarion reminisces about the fateful eve when he first sank his fangs into her pretty neck.
Come, gentle night; and when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
22 Nov 2024
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An evening spent reading a racy romance novel awakens a fantasy you never knew you had. The thought of your sleeping body becoming a thing to be used for someone else's pleasure brings you an unexpected thrill.
Of course Astarion catches you in the act and of course he cannot resist teasing you.
But he is willing to indulge you.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
09 Nov 2024
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Enjoying his new life as an accomplished, highly-sought after tailor, Astarion loses himself in his work as Liar's Night dawns, and with it, sees him his busiest yet. In effort to garner the forgiveness that she neither expects, nor demands, he presents Sabine with a gift - as well as the opportunity for proper closeness. The first they've had in well over a week. Astarion/Tav (Sabine.) Post game.
Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
05 Nov 2024
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Inexperienced in the ways of love, you often find yourself labelled an overthinker. But then again, you are a scientist. When your incredibly beautiful travelling companion proposes a night you'll never forget, suddenly you're left wondering, are you really ready for this? Ever the scientist, you propose an experiment, and get more than you bargained for.
The Scientific Method is a glimpse into the key moments of the growing relationship between Astarion and a nerdy, overthinking reader.
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- Part 1 of The Scientific Method
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
05 Nov 2024
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You've spent all day teasing, tempting, taunting - you've really tested Astarion's patience this time. But pushing his boundaries is your favourite past time. Now, here you are, over his knee, about to receive the punishment you longed for, all according to your devious plan. Not that you'd ever admit it, of course.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
05 Nov 2024
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On a sleepless night, Gale notices the distinct sound of hushed voices outside his tent. It couldn't be you and Astarion… could it? When he decides to take a peek - to satisfy his scholarly curiosity, of course - he gets more than he bargained for.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
04 Nov 2024
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In every life, it can only ever be her.
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astarion's immortal. auri is decidedly not.
but she's always had a way of doing the impossible.
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
22 Oct 2024
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The fingers drumming on his shoulder freeze, and June turns her head, eyebrows raised as she looks at him with wide eyes. She can undoubtedly feel the evidence of his arousal now. As a fetching shade of pink rises into her cheeks and her tongue darts out to nervously lick her lips, Astarion is pushed over the edge.He can’t take it anymore.
He needs her.
Right now.
“Everyone out!”
***Set in late act 3. The gang is very stressed, and Halsin decides they should all partake in some pipeweed to relax. But Astarion discovers that it may have unexpected (very horny) effects on the undead.
Or, the sex pollen fic where June gets absolutely railed by her horny, needy vampire boyfriend.
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- Part 5 of Juniper & Starlight
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Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
13 Oct 2024
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It has only been a few days since Astarion confessed his machinations. Only a few days since he broke her heart. Tav doesn't know what they are now. Certainly not lovers, not anymore. They never were, really; just manipulator and victim.
And now Astarion is in trouble. Serious trouble. Tav knows that she should just walk away, but she can't. Even after everything he has done to her, she can't leave him to suffer alone.
Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
29 Sep 2024
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Astarion peered back over his shoulder, his wandering gaze settling on the vampire lord’s face with the distinct lack of lucidity that came from being enthralled.
Tentatively, he shifted, deciding from the cosy enticement of Cazador’s voice that he could indeed put trust in him, and with it the bitter scent of fear in his blood started to recede. Astarion rolled over onto his back and spread his legs.
The mystery of Astarion’s reticent manner was promptly solved when Cazador spied what was beneath the boy’s semi-hard cock; instead of testicles, there were womanly folds nestled between his legs.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Like Sugar
Bookmarked by jayayay (dinklebert)
22 Sep 2024