dianekepler
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Attention by chernobyl907, dianekepler
Fandoms: Fallout 3, Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
17 Sep 2019
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While managing the stresses and complications of being the Citadel’s first female Elder, Sarah Lyons must decide what to do about that old tradition of summoning personnel to attend to her physical needs.
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- Part 1 of Perquisitum
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Repeating events and recurring problems have the survivors of Recon Squad Gladius pinned down at Cambridge Police Station.
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Elder Maxson finds the Brotherhood of Steel's long-held traditions beginning to turn on him, taking him places he never knew existed and does not wish to go. And there's this matter of the vault dweller. Can she be trusted?
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- Part 4 of Perquisitum
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De Cane Et Frusto Carnis [A Dog With A Bone] by dianekepler, Raiven_Raine
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
02 Sep 2017
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This isn't Going Through The Ranks. This isn't Cohesion. This is an AU in which Sole Survivor Reese Logan and Knight Gavin Kidd meet and perform the crazy amount of bumping and grinding one would expect from such a pairing. But there is a bone of contention -- a certain paladin of note.
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Vulcan Love Slave (Excerpt) by dianekepler
Fandoms: Star Trek, Gor Chronicles - John Norman
27 Jun 2017
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Vulcan Love Slave, one of the great works of Ferengi literature, has been read by many a young Ferengi in his time. It has spawned sequels, films, and even holodeck programs. Now, for the first time, an excerpt from the novel appears!
Disclaimer: Don’t own any Trek stuff, but the writing style of John Norman can be legally satirized up the wazoo.
Warnings: Crack-crackity-crackfic. No ideer what’s driving me to satirize John Norman’s writing style up the wazoo, nor to put Vulcans and Ferengi in a Gorean story. Blame it on my cracktastic LiveJournal friends.
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The Waterverse by dianekepler, Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Fandom Star Trek: The Original Series
27 Feb 2017
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It’s a ridiculous romance, involving an intentionally anachronistic Romulan starship pirate’s crush on the half-Vulcan astro-temporal physicist he’s never met, and how a Vulcan raised without the culture of her homeworld takes advantage of our starship pirate to exact her revenge on the astro-temporal physicist’s father. Also, the entire engineering crew is Orions, and they’re great.
But, mostly, it’s porn. Trashy romance novel porn with mind-melds. And a whole, whole lot of alien peen. And like a third of the dialogue is in Vulcan (with mouseover translations that don’t work on mobile, sorry).
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'This is Bumbles' and 'Write What You Know' by dianekepler, PurpleFluffyCat
Fandom Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Mar 2014
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Still Breathing by bluegrasskitty
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Brotherhood of Steel - Fandom, Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 3
12 Dec 2019
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“I am not used to being accosted on my own ship and quizzed by some scavver--”
“General.”
“--madam. Regardless of my knowledge of your no doubt terribly impressive and important settlements, I do care about the people of the Commonwealth and will see to it that they’re kept safe from the Institute.”
The glasses got pushed back again and she stared at him. Her eyes weren’t at all the brilliant sky blue of Sarah Lyons’, but for some reason she reminded him of her all the same with that heated, unyielding look. “Are you sassing me, young man?”
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Elder Maxson arrives in the Commonwealth & finds something far more dangerous than the Institute waiting for him: a pint-sized terror in a tricorn hat who somehow slips past every defense in his arsenal... literally & figuratively.
This story inspired by askelderarthurmaxson on Tumblr, who got me to reexamine who I thought Arthur Maxson was. ❤️
Status: On Hiatus (will return once I finish at least one of my other stories!)
Bookmarked by dianekepler
31 Jan 2019
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Paladin Danse finds himself in several different situations with the men in his life; some are sweet, some are sexy.
A Danse and the Men of Fallout anthology, read in short chapters. Spoilers ahead.
Bookmarked by dianekepler
14 Jan 2019
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Danse fucks his way around the Commonwealth
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Arthur needs an appropriate wife, and the best option is an arrangement with the vault-dweller he has never met. They draw up an agreement for a marriage of convenience, one that will give him the proper, healthy, fertile wife he needs and her the peaceful alliance between the two factions. The day before they meet for the first time, he decides to go for one last night of fun in Goodneighbor. What he finds is a vulgar woman who is none of the things he needs in a wife, but all the things he wants in a one-night-stand.
He never expects to see her again, but life doesn't always go the way we want it to. . .
Bookmarked by dianekepler
24 Nov 2018
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The alliance between the Commonwealth Minutemen and the Brotherhood of Steel was supposed to make saving the world easier.
Bookmarked by dianekepler
20 Nov 2018
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It's not something he planned; it's not something he ever plans, seeing Walt. -- Set during the episode "End Times" (4x12).
Bookmarked by dianekepler
10 Sep 2018