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Keith, un ragazzo Galra, arriva sulla Terra per la prima volta dopo ere che nessuno della sua galassia, o di quelle confinanti, ci sia stato, e non sa NULLA. Mentre guarda la ricca flora del luogo in cui è atterrato sente la voce di un umano.
O semplicemente la mia professoressa d'italiano che ci da come compito per casa un tema in cui un alieno deve spiegare ciò che vede ma sono troppo into Klance per farmi scappare l'occasione di scrivere 12 pagine di foglio protocollo.
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with stars in your eyes and hope in your heart by Mochiibuns
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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just another time travel au where past wangxian freaks out of future wangxian etc
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19 Feb 2026
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And Childe is not supposed to do this...
Especially not when he is a man with a mission to steal the gnosis of Rex Lapis.
"Archons, why does this lap feels so good?" he questioned no one in the middle of the night.
Because who in their right mind, would climb up Rex Lapis's Statue of the Seven, to sit on it?
Childe, apparently, because he's not in the right mind.
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For ZhongChi Seven Course Meal Day 6 : Devotion
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06 Feb 2026
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my hands are shaking from holding back from you by catastrophic_blues
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Jun 2023
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Nothing would have prepared Childe or Tartaglia for the astonishment of seeing the statue of Morax that he came across one day while strolling along The Chasm.
If it was before, he would give the statue of Morax only a passing glance and nothing more, and then proceed to forget what it looks like a moment later, too occupied about other things to even spare a thought. But it was a whole lot different when armored with the knowledge that this figure sculpted in the statue was in fact the man he dates almost everyday. Oh Archons! Childe was scandalized. Was the Statue of the Seven always this indecent?! Or maybe because this was the Geo Archon? This is what Zhongli was before. And why does he have this disgusting urge to sit on the statue's thighs??? Oh no. Maybe Ajax really wants to.
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05 Feb 2026
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Chocolate Fountain? More Like the Fountain of Misfortune (Oh, and We’re on TV!) by Karwal_Todoroki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
14 Dec 2025
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There's a photo of him and Kon kissing.
"Oh no," he whispers. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." The more he swipes the screen, the worse it gets.
It’s the same with all the headlines:
"𝙒𝙝𝙤 𝙄𝙨 𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙚’𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧?"
"𝙄𝙨 𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙮? 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙋𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙤 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙨 𝙐𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙈𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖"
"𝙏𝙞𝙢 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙚-𝙒𝙖𝙮𝙣𝙚 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙆𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙂𝙖𝙡𝙖 𝙃𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝘼𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙒𝙖𝙮𝙣𝙚"
"𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙩 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙠𝙚’𝙨 𝙎𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙪𝙩 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙃𝙞𝙨 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙮𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙩…"
Et cetera, et cetera.
God, there are at least three different angles of them kissing.
There’s also a photo of Kon licking his cheek.
"Fuck, shit, fucking—fuck!"
Or: Tim takes Kon as his plus-one to a gala and they end up in the news. Not in the way they were expecting, though.
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05 Feb 2026
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Neuvillette chuckles, and the sound goes straight to Wriothesley’s hard dick. “Wriothesley, I need to lay a clutch of eggs in a willing partner.”
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
Why the fuck is that so hot?
When Neuvillette goes into rut and needs to lay a clutch, Wriothesley offers himself as a willing partner.
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04 Feb 2026