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Fuckmageddon - Or, That One Time Nero Made Everyone Horny To Prove a Point by Naughty_Vulcan
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
12 May 2024
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“Jim, no. You cannot refer to this event as The Fuckening.” Bones said.
“Can we call it the Fuckpocalypse?” Jim asked. “Or the Fucktastrophe?”
“How about you show some basic decency in the face of a horrible, embarrassing, disaster?” Bones suggested.
“Alright, it’s settled. We’ll call it Fuckmageddon.”
When Starfleet answers Vulcan's distress call, instead of finding a Romulan mining ship, they discover the entire planet is enveloped in a mysterious green pheromone gas for unknown purposes. Spock deduces the truth early—that this gas is triggering pon farr in all its adult male inhabitants. But he does not know why, and given Vulcan taboos about the subject, he is reluctant to share this fact with the rest of the crew. Eventually, however, he is forced to buckle as the situation becomes more dire. And as more facts come to light, Spock begins to suspect revealing the truth of pon farr to the entire Federation populace was the intended purpose of this attack all along.
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05 Jan 2026
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familiarity by chuusray
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Jan 2024
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Roy (5:59pm): JAY
Roy (5:59pm): DID YOU SEND A THREAT TO THE WATCHTOWER
Roy (6:00pm): ?????The reply came just a minute later, Roy sparing one glance to the chatting Justice League before looking back down.
Jay (6:01pm): Nah
Jay (6:01pm): Was I supposed to?
Jay (6:02pm): Also, that’s not a dinner dish. Try again, Ed SheeranOr: How Wally West, Roy Harper, and Kon-El Kent remembered that not everyone just knows the Batfam.
Or or: Three times the Justice League needed Batman but conveniently couldn’t get a hold of him. Good thing he has trained bat associates! Wait, what?
And the one time they realised it was a whole family.
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- Part 2 of holy found family, batman!
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01 Jan 2026
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Sasuke doesn't have much interest in other people, so he chooses the biggest slacker in class as his lab partner in the hopes that he'll let him do all the work with minimal interaction. Biggest, best mistake of his life.
“Oh, no,” groaned Sasuke, face-down on his bed. Naruto was sitting on the floor playing League with his laptop in a tank-top with his high-tops on. He had a plug-in mouse he used for particularly strenuous games, and it was clicking away fit to give Sasuke a tension headache.
“What’s ‘oh no?’” asked Naruto, craning his neck to see Sasuke. On screen his little character blew up.
“Are we friends?” said Sasuke. “No, don’t say anything. We’re friends. I made a friend. Oh, fuck me, Itachi’s going to have a field day.”Series
- Part 1 of swimming against the current
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11 Nov 2025
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Sasuke is tried for the crimes he's committed against Konoha. The elders have no intention of setting him free, so he readies himself for life in prison.
That is until a certain blond, boisterous hero jumps in and saves him by offering up the most logical solution:
“Marriage,” Shikamaru drawled, smoke following the exhale from the pipe he’d been nursing since, well, the beginning of the trial. “You want to marry Sasuke.”
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Naruto could admit that Sasuke Uchiha was a lot of things, he was talented, intelligent, proud. However, Naruto would die, before he admitted that Sasuke was handsome. It would blow Uchiha’s ego out of proportions, so thank you very much, Naruto Uzumaki would keep his shameful admiration to himself.
Well or so he thought...
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28 Oct 2025