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    Harry is autistic and his main special interest is snakes. Being autistic changes how Harry perceives certain situations, and what solutions he comes up with to fix them. Unfortunately, Dumbledore is worried that Harry is following in Tom's footsteps (why is the boy constantly telling everyone random facts about snakes?!?!?) and tries to lead the boy down the right path. The two of them meet weekly for tea. However, Harry keeps taking the wrong things away from them, and leaves these meetings encouraged and determined. Not Dumbledore. Dumbledore is very bewildered.

    Also, telling everyone not to go on the third floor instead of placing precautions to keep people from doing it is stupid and doesn't make any sense, and Harry sets out to prove his point. Ron and Hermione have no idea what's going on half the time. Chaos ensues.

    Oh yeah, and Quirrell/Voldemort is very very confused.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    In which Connor takes personality quizzes far too seriously.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Connor doesn't understand why the human officers at the DPD clutter their desks with personal effects. He asks Chris about this inefficient use of space. Chris does his best to explain the concept of "homey touches."

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    12 Feb 2026

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    To mess with a dragon's treasure is the epitome of foolishness. To be a dragon's treasure is a double-edged honor foolishly refused.

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    Merlin experiences life as a dragon and Arthur plays the part of a princess

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    12 Feb 2026

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    After Balinor dies Merlin inherits his Dragonlord abilities. Though no one informed him he would be inheriting dragon traits as well.
    It shouldn't be too hard to hide.
    Until his hoarding tendencies surface.

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