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    a minecraft universe

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    a series based on the eddsworld crisis au by sleepyeule and ironic-orange

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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Pomni takes keen notice of some of Jax's more lagomorphic tendencies, much to his ever-growing frustration.

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Simple slice of life stories taking place after 'Leviathan'!

    A mix of fluff, smut, angst and everything in between!

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    09 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    To be a vessel for the Father’s light meant to bend to its will. And that will was such that he should not desire – nothing, not anything, neither people nor things. But the Machine’s both and neither, and Gabriel longs for it in a way that nauseates him.

    Gabriel's a heretic and also he's dying, so he might as well use the rest of his life to find out what it feels like to cum.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    "Congratulations on your purchase of what many consider to be the crown jewel of Lust City Labs! Essence of Eros is a chemically engineered aphrodisiac designed to induce arousal, increase sensitivity, and intensify, prolong, and multiply orgasms. With development overseen and approved by His Majesty King Minos himself, it's sure to give your sex afterlife the spark it needs.

    Apply 5ml externally on the skin, or add to the drink of your choice and ingest. Wait 3 hours before taking more. The time it takes effect may vary between individuals, but arousal and sexual activities will accelerate efficacy.

    WARNING: Contents become volatile when shaken. Do not ingest and apply externally at the same time. Do not ingest more than the recommended amount at a time. Do not add to food."

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    Or: Gabriel makes a couple stops on his way to Heresy; one of which results in a seemingly minor incident that triggers a veritable cascade of consequences at the end of his second clash with the machine.

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    23 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    The machine is on top of him, its small blue thighs barely able to straddle his wide, still-bleeding stomach. For better or for worse, it doesn't seem to have noticed that he's conscious yet, instead caught up in itself... quite literally so.

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    21 Apr 2025