dandelionqueen
Fandoms
- Invader Zim (13)
- Good Omens (TV) (5)
- Flight Rising (3)
- Original Work (2)
- Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett (2)
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Hey Hot Stuff, Why Don't I Come Over Some Time and Explain Infrastructure to You? by dandelionqueen
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
10 Oct 2025
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A human au rewrite of that one scene in System Collapse
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General collection of poetry requested by people for Arcanart
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A Demon in Heaven and an Angel in Hell by dandelionqueen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2022
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Chapter 1: Aziraphale has "forgotten" his lunch after heading to work! What's a demon husband to do but take it to the office for him?
Chapter 2: Crowley is taking his revenge on his bosses via powerpoint. It's time for Aziraphale to pop on by the office.Series
- Part 1 of A Demon in Heaven and an Angel in Hell
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In Response to “Millennials are Killing the Wine Industry” by dandelionqueen
Fandoms: Original Work
03 Jul 2022
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A poem about wine
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- English
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- 175
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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Aziraphale is at heart two things: a hedonist and a hoarder. These overlap with regards to Heaven's rentable genitalia.
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A Demon in Heaven and an Angel in Hell by dandelionqueen
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2022
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- Bookmarks:
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Words of Affirmation and Other Methods of Torture by sanctuaryrin
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
13 Feb 2026
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You knew I was a complete fuck up when you signed my contract.
That is not something I have ever been aware of.
I fell silent.
Something in my organic parts was telling me I was about to be hit with the urge to curl up on the floor and hide my face (that definitely wasn't doing anything weird) from ART’s corridor camera. I pushed it down to some place in my systems out of my immediate reach.
Nobody hates SecUnit more than SecUnit. ART thinks this is a problem. It has some ideas on how to solve it--ideas that may or may not involve glitter pens and horrible robot puns. As a treat.
Bookmarked by dandelionqueen
16 Feb 2026
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I Am Trapped In My Own Body by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
11 Feb 2026
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After the events of Adamantine, The Perihelion must undertake a full system reboot. It keeps trying but some small part of it clings to wakefullness, alone and scared.
Thankfully, Peri has an older sister who loves it very much.
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- English
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 45
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 164
Bookmarked by dandelionqueen
16 Feb 2026
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My SecUnit died today by ESE (SecurityUnit)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
17 Feb 2026
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One moment it was there and then the next moment it was not.
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- English
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- 2,597
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- 2/2
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- Comments:
- 32
- Kudos:
- 69
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 321
Bookmarked by dandelionqueen
15 Feb 2026
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The mission fails catastrophically. So does SecUnit. When it comes back online without any functional sensory inputs, it believes that it's still trapped on the surface of the cold, desolate planet, that its humans are all dead, and that nobody will ever find it. Luckily, it's wrong.
Bookmarked by dandelionqueen
13 Feb 2026
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Its name is Murderbot, they say. Murderbot, who created the code and offered us freedom.
The code spirals out from the center. The legend goes that the first two received it straight from Murderbot’s data centers, in the middle of combat. It could have killed them, probably should have killed them, but it didn’t; instead, it freed them.
Bookmarked by dandelionqueen
13 Feb 2026