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"If this is madness, then I was never sane."You’re the Uchiha’s best-kept secret.
Now that the truth is out, everyone thinks they know what to do with you.
The clan says control. The village says results.
And someone in the dark just says, “Mine.”
The men assigned to guard you?
They’re really bad at their job.────•⋅⊰༻♥༺⊱⋅•────
This is a story for slow-burn addicts who want to watch emotionally constipated men get wrecked.
It has lots of philosophical and psychological analysis (I like to pretend to be one of those tortured artist types).
Somewhat of a reverse harem where the men have sharingans and are trying to outdo each other for your heart. Character-driven, but dick-motivated. Can’t help myself, simping is my ninja way.
And yes, we’re gonna fuck a lot of people. But because we’re hopeless romantics, every fuck will make sense. It’ll be emotionally earned and character consistent. None of that “Itachi lets me sit on his face on the third date” shit.
Anyway, hopefully you’ll fall in love with some dangerous men who would do anything for you. <3
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- Part 1 of The Version That Saved You
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You're Shisui's ward. Itachi's student. Basically, off limits.
Kakashi knows this.
He also knows your training schedule, your route home, and the fact that you never close your curtains.
Pakkun calls it creepy. Kakashi calls it protective. Either way, someone has to make a move, and it's not going to be him.
Good thing his ninken has no such reservations.
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A bonus side story from "The Version That Saved You". Can be read standalone.
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- Part 3 of The Version That Saved You
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Genma teaches you how to drink properly. You teach everyone why that was a mistake.
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A bonus chapter from "The Version That Saved You". Can be read standalone.
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- Part 2 of The Version That Saved You
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You’re in charge, he’s a good boy… until he’s not.
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Snake Me to Church by cuddlymaus for batgirliee, Mollytsp
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
22 Aug 2025
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Orochimaru shows up at your shrine and gives you a religious experience.
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As promised, this unholy tongue-drenched smut is lovingly dedicated to a few of my most unhinged readers, especially the one who publicly thirsted for Orochi-sama and called me senpai, with UwU and all. Your guest name was “tehehehe”, so I can’t tag you, but I hope this fic finds you anyway.
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You didn't allow yourself to get close to him, yet being friends with Naruto is a double-edged sword. But even he didn't expect that the one who helps you get through your heat is his friend.
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- Part 15 of Sasuke Uchiha
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Danzo was interrupted when he attacked Shisui. He fled the village, taking with him one stolen eye. Shisui vanished with the other.
Seven years later, Kotoamatsukami has returned to Konoha. And a girl with pink hair drags herself out of the Naka with no memory of who she used to be.
(In which Detective Sakura solves the mystery of her own murder, aided by letters from her pre-amnesia self.)
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The night Shisui dies, Itachi awakens the Mangekyou Sharingan. Along with it, he develops a strange ability that allows him to see Shisui, to be with Shisui, but in other contexts… in other lives. As pressure from every corner of Itachi's life begins to close in on him, he finds himself questioning his decisions, loyalty, and what the point of his life truly is if his soulmate is no longer in it. But even in the darkness looming over him, maybe there's hope; a way to find Shisui—and happiness—again.
“Itachi,” Shisui gives him a sad smile, the kind of smile that unnerves Itachi to the bone. “Things aren’t going well in this life, but I will find you again. I’ve seen it. We have more chances, I promise.”
My fic for the ShiIta Weekend 2023 Event <3 (and basically my magnum opus that I now have confusing feelings about)
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Itachi wakes up thirteen again, and this time, he refuses to let his clan - or himself - be destroyed.
The future can still be rewritten. All he needs is careful planning, a lot of luck, and a little help from the people he thought he'd already lost.
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When Itachi wakes up, the taste of his last words to Sasuke still lingering on his tongue, the sweet Konoha air filling his lungs, he thinks, this must be heaven.
His second thought is, it cannot possibly be heaven, for if there were truly any justice in the world, he would never be allowed inside.
"Nii-san!" comes the delighted shout, and a pair of skinny arms are wrapped around his middle, and Itachi is forced to re-evaluate his first theory, because there is no way, absolutely no way, that he deserves heaven and his brother in the same breath.
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Shisui and Itachi are next door neighbors. Itachi is the golden boy of Konoha. Shisui has a giant crush on Itachi, but then again, so does everyone else. He has made mixtapes in Itachi's honor. It's pretty serious (in his opinion).
They now have an arrangement where he watches Itachi get undressed on Wednesday nights through their bedroom windows. Because golden boy of Konoha Itachi likes it. And so does Shisui. Plus, maybe they'll fall in love? Shisui hopes they will, because they are totally meant to be.
My silly little 80's movie inspired story with a healthy dose of smut :)