cryptid_catt
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A small cove. His little hidden world. Tucked away from the war, his brothers, his father.
Until she shows up, that is.
She who he doesn't know the name of, but knows the heart.
(TURTLE POV FIC!! :DD)
((this is a gen fic sorry if you were here for anything else :(
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Mk had never paid much thought to dating. He’d never had to.
After all, he had his friends, a (some-what) stable job, a fun life and mentor, and magic monkey powers! What more could he ask for?
Well, dear reader, that would be why he was taken aback when Mei came to him, practically bouncing off the walls begging him to try a blind date she’d arranged.
Could this be a bad idea? Possibly. Could this lead to erotica? Possibly. That’s why you’re reading the fic.- Language:
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Redson and Tang meet at a skatepark or smth I’ve never written a summary before.
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So there they were, planning for a hellish-to-heavenly takeover, discussing ways to wrangle weapons from Carmilla.
When Valentino asked:
– Hey Vox, what would you say about me getting into necrophilia?
Vox naturally responded:
– What does that have to do with any of this?Bookmarked by cryptid_catt
05 Feb 2026
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Black Velvet - VVinter Day 1: Self, Results by candleguy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jan 2026
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Valentino took up a lot of space. There was no way around it. He engulfed the average sinner by at least six feet. His clothes required a tremendous mass of fabric, long enough to fit his legs (even for his tiniest miniskirts), and wide enough to stretch around his sternum. His chest was massive, and he was eternally cognizant of his wide shoulders that could bulldoze another sinner with ease.
But he was beautiful. At least now he was.
TLDR; Valentino has an eating disorder. Vox invited him to dinner, and he's going to make it work.
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05 Feb 2026
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Valentino isn't sure if what he feels for Vox can be called love.
In the end, it doesn't really matter.Bookmarked by cryptid_catt
02 Feb 2026
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I fell so hard I broke my bones by TheCelestialCollective
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Feb 2026
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How Valentino and Velvette saw Vox before he got infected, when it was starting, during the worst of it and at his end.
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i give Valentino something soft and then rip it away from him slowly and painfully.Series
- Part 2 of hazbin hotel infection au fics
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02 Feb 2026
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Baby doesn’t talk much. Not because he’s shy, but because life already taught him there’s no point. Then these idiots showed up. He doesn’t trust them… but they’re not leaving. And maybe that’s the part that scares him most.
Everyone says “you’re safe now” like it’s that easy. Like fear just disappears because someone said so. Baby doesn’t believe them. But they keep proving him wrong in small, stubborn ways.
He knows how to survive pain. He doesn’t know how to survive kindness. And somehow, that’s the harder one to fight off.Bookmarked by cryptid_catt
13 Nov 2025