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"It wasn’t until Goro’s time in hiding, after defeating Maruki’s false reality, however, that he discovered the most shocking creation of the Phantom Thief fandom.
He had fallen back into the habit (perhaps ‘guilty pleasure’ was the more accurate term) of lurking in the “Phantom Thief” tags on various sites. The amount of interest in the group had significantly dwindled since the defeat of Yaldabaoth, but clearly there were still a few dedicated fans. He was scrolling through some slightly older posts one night, desperately searching for some fanart he hadn’t yet seen, when he found it: a Joker body pillow."
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Goro has a secret, and, no, it's not his double life as the Black Mask. It's his secret indulgences in Joker fanfic, fanart, and other merchandise. One day, however, he indulges at exactly the wrong time...
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- Part 15 of Ren and Goro: Disaster Couple
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18 Feb 2026
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Goro is a phone sex operator, and this particular omega definitely isn't one of his usual customers.
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- Part 3 of Breaking the norm
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17 Feb 2026
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Goro, world renowned dragontamer, feels like he's still missing something alongside the two dragons he already contracted.
He finds it in the mysterious, black creature he stumbles upon because chance willed it - and Goro has never been so sure of his desire to claim and conquer before.
or: After 11k of worldbuilding and epic battles, Goro spends the remaining wordcount fucking Dragon!Ren.
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06 Feb 2026
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Khun and Bam. If you ask their friends, they would say they’re joint at the hip, you never see one without the other. They’re disgustingly sweet always looking at each other with complete adoration but never realising that their feelings are reciprocated. Definitely, they’re made for each other, if the fact that they had been best friends since kinder didn’t convince you then the fact they’re complete pinning idiots would.
Or five times Khun and Bam were whipped for each other but never realized and one time they finally did.- Language:
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01 Feb 2026
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“I won’t let that happen,” Goro promised her. “No one is going to marry you but me, do not fret, my Lady.”
Behind them, someone snorted mockingly.
Feeling his hands clench to fists, Goro turned around, already knowing who he would be facing. There he stood, the bane of his existence, leaning heavily on his sword and grinning at them mockingly.
“Is that so?” Kurusu asked Goro and his silver eyes were gleaming mischievously. “Then I can’t wait to watch you fail to keep that promise.”
Akira and Goro both fight in a tournament for the hand of the princess. Neither of them seem particularly interested in her, though.
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19 Jan 2026
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Akira is afflicted with Lust in Sae's Palace.
His attraction to Akechi is usually much easier to hide.
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17 Jan 2026
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Ren and Goro, six months later. A coda to "i could fix him."
Shuake Week 2025 - Day 3: Social Media
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- Part 2 of officer down!
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10 Dec 2025
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Ren has settled into a quiet, normal life teaching kindergarten. He absolutely doesn't think about the time he was a phantom thief or the glove he keeps always in his pocket. But everything changes when a student brings in a homemade book for story time. The book is all about a group of thieves, Joker, Panther, Skull, Fox, Mona, Oracle, Noir, Queen, who stop an evil king by stealing treasures from castles. Ren has to know who wrote it.
Akechi has settled into a quiet life as a philosophy professor. He doesn't think about his time as an assassin detective or the boy he tried to kill and then died for. But then he walks into a classroom to read a storybook for the class of an orphan girl he watches over and everything changes.
When two hearts reunite after years apart, things unsaid find their way to the surface.
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30 Nov 2025
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Step 1) grieve for two years with no intention of stopping
Step 2) be adopted by a cat who has the same eyes and is suspiciously similar in personality to said dead boyfriend
Step 3) coincidentally be forced to face members of the Phantom Thieves all while handling your feelings extremely poorlyor, Akechi kills Ren in the interrogation room and faces the consequences, two years later.
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26 Nov 2025
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“Me?” the unknown man laughed airily, “I’m no one important.”
“The king does not invite unimportant people.”
The unknown man smirked, like he was privy to a joke Goro was ignorant of, “Hm, that’s true. Alright, you may call me ‘Joker’, if you want. It’s what most people think of me as: just a funny man making people smile.”
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Prince Goro is bored, frustrated and horny. Luckily he meets a handsome man at a masquerade ball thrown in honour of his birthday, and pounces on the opportunity for a no-strings attached one night stand. Akira's just surprised at how easy this heist is.
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- Part 28 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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10 Nov 2025
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Goro Akechi's journey in the art world of Tokyo.
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31 Oct 2025
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Akira has to find the absolute best way to celebrate Akechi’s birthday, he can’t fail as a boyfriend. But it’s difficult to even get near him when most of Shujin has the same idea to celebrate their favorite student council member’s special day.
So he’ll just have to be creative. Even if Akira has to do so in front of Akechi’s persistent crowd of admirers.
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28 Oct 2025
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Akira knows that his boyfriend isn’t particularly fond of the summer season, but Goro’s been even more irritable than usual these last few days.
He figures it’s just the hot weather. Or unease from being so close to all the Thieves as they travel in the small RV.
But he really should have known it wouldn’t be so obvious. Not that he isn’t more than happy to help though.
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25 Oct 2025
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Akechi is one of the most respected and prominent lawyers in all of Japan. Akira is a sneaky con artist who can get anything he wants from anyone. When Akira targets Akechi with blackmail, and he asks not for money or favors but the chance to work together on his cases, Akechi has to decide if his information is worthwhile, considering its questionable source. If he's willing to bite from the fruit of a poisoned tree.
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Based on the J-drama, Love is a PoisonBookmarked by commanderohan
29 Aug 2025
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“Are you… planning on adopting a dog?” Ren sounded like he wasn’t sure how wise a decision that was.
Akechi had long since calculated that: Very unwise. “I already have,” he said anyway. “The damn thing followed me home the other day and won’t leave.” He refrained from commenting on the sense of déjà vu it evoked.
Ren snorted. “Sounds more like it adopted you.”
Again the parallels were clear, and again Akechi kept them to himself.
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25 Jul 2025
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Five years later, Ren is a moderately popular streamer and Akechi is a well-known author/model/talk show guest with a rabid fanbase. They haven't spoken— at least, not until Ren calls Akechi his celebrity crush on stream.
im da joker baby @jokeren2
@AkechiGoro can't believe I didn't get a mention in your book. I thought we had something special ;-;Akechi Goro @AkechiGoro
How would you know? You clearly haven't read it.Series
- Part 1 of officer down!
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13 Jul 2025
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“And for the record, i don’t think that im that fucking stupid for missing the signs. It’s not my fault he flirts like we’re playing 4D chess, I am a TFT player for Christ’s sake!”
“Not a good one at that.”
In which Akira, a streamer, is the joke invite for a TFT tournament and Goro is one of the best players. But years earlier, a painful misunderstanding caused Goro to reject Akira, and now fate brings them together again for a second chance to settle the score.
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10 Jun 2025
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If you’d asked Ren to make a list of things Akechi might do after surviving certain death, twice, he would not have put ‘continue his dumb celebrity career’ on it anywhere. Like, not even as a back-up option. Not even close.
Akechi shrugs. “My agent called. There was still interest. I need money to live. Do you expect me to get a job at 777?”
Akechi’s face is on the 777. His smile glimmers out at the world, his eyes sparkling with secrets, as if nothing could be more coyly, erotically compelling than a cheap can of iced tea. The photographer seems to have been very, very interested in the way Akechi’s long fingers in black leather gloves set off the sweet curve of his lower lip. Every time Ren works a shift he has to look at this poster for hours. And the advertising campaign is working, so he also has to look at the mini-version on the special limited edition cans of iced tea that everyone is suddenly buying.
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22 May 2025
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Akira Kurusu:
is this humiliation speaking
because i definitely won that determinism argumentGoro Akechi:
Delusion isn’t a good look on you, Kurusu.
Prof said it could go either way—hardly a victory.
You’re grasping at straws because she liked my reaction piece better.Akira Kurusu:
i was going for something more left field
guess she wasn’t ready for my visionGoro Akechi:
There’s a fine line between unconventional and incoherent.
Stop coping. It’s pathetic.Akira Kurusu:
you say pathetic
i say iconoclasticThey meet in advanced philosophy. Intellectual foreplay ensues.
(this is a text fic)
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22 May 2025
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On the morning of February 4th, most of a decade ago, Akechi wakes with a start, stares blindly up at the tiles of the ceiling without registering what he’s looking at, and says out loud, “Well, that’s embarrassing.”
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15 May 2025
