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Fishing in Alaska by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
10 Apr 2021
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“This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”
Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.
“I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.
“Aha!”
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Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.
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- Part 1 of The FIA Universe
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Bookmarked by lasarws (codenamelazarus)
07 Feb 2026
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of cjo + hr
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Bookmarked by lasarws (codenamelazarus)
14 Jan 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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Bookmarked by lasarws (codenamelazarus)
19 Dec 2025
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Particular Peculiarity by saavik13
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Nov 2013
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“How high is your regard for me, Watson?” He asked abruptly, his eyes still trained on the fire. “If I were to confess my darkest secret would you leave? Would you abandon me here to my melancholy?”
A case forces Holmes to reveal the truth to Watson and risks both their reputations and their liberty. Just how understanding is John Watson?
Can be read as either ACD or Granada.
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Bookmarked by lasarws (codenamelazarus)
15 Dec 2025
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The One Where Sasuke Decides To Get Pregnant by hapaxlegomena for Hyx_Sydin
Fandoms: Naruto
24 Oct 2020
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"You're going to get me pregnant," Sasuke explained, almost kindly, as if to a slightly backwards child. He was standing in the middle of the Hokage's office, on a clear September morning, as he had done so many times before, and he was asking - no, he was explaining to Naruto that he, Sasuke, was going to get pregnant by him, Naruto.
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Bookmarked by lasarws (codenamelazarus)
07 Dec 2025