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If Danny was the paranoid type, which he’s not (only on Mondays), he’d swear he hears boots crashing above their heads.
He looks over at Rusty— currently lounging in the single stripe of yellow sun allowed in through the basement window— whose eyes, turned from blue to seaglass green by the golden light, are turned up to the ceiling. So Danny’s not the paranoid type. He’s not old enough to be hearing things, either.or: the inherent homoeroticism of minor surgery
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you can count on me by cleardishwashers for popmart (tambsi)
Fandoms: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
02 Jan 2023
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There’s a lot that can go wrong around the holidays. In the past twenty-four hours, Linus has observed four families screaming at each other over missing bags, three travelers bargaining at the check-in desk, and two thieves snatching jewelry from an airline CEO’s wife’s Christmas present. He’s also observed that same jewelry in his pocket, the ever-present airport security approaching him, and the inside of an O’Hare detainment cell.
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your hand grips hand as my eyes shut by cleardishwashers
Fandoms: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
07 Apr 2022
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1.3k words of danny ocean having a very subtle hand kink
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It’s Christmas, and Eddie’s leaving.
Which is wrong. On so many levels. The first one being that it’s Christmas, and Christmas is the time for— for snow and miracles and all that, even though it’s LA and the only miracle here was coordinated by the hand of Bobby Nash, not God, and— point being, it’s Christmas.
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Bobby grins. “I’m proud of you, kid.”
“What, for writing on some papers?” Buck snorts. “Bobby, a monkey could do that.”
“No,” Bobby says, shaking his head fondly. “For getting your shit together.” He pauses, unsure just how much of his (nearly bottomless) pride he should reveal, and then forges on. “You’ve really grown as a person, Buck. And I’m very lucky to have been able to witness that.”or: 5 times bobby was buck's dad, and one time he was eddie's
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Buck (9:50am)
Can't wait to suck your cock laterEddie (10:03am)
Ok 👍or: buck texts the wrong person. eddie responds anyway
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20 Feb 2026
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two-man advantage by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Dec 2025
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Two-Man Advantage: At Home with Hockey’s Biggest Power Couple
by Matthew Cooper
Their on-ice rivalry turned into the NHL’s most unexpected love story. Now, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov say they have no plans to slow down.
the GQ profile fic.
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20 Feb 2026
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#ilyarozanovisoverparty by dykeries
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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[Tweet from @EliotFreeman]
Ilya Rozanov at his first #Cens practice, being asked why he chose to move from Boston to Ottawa: “To be closer to my gay lover, Shane Hollander.”[Tweet from @letsgetdrilled]
oh great another player who thinks being gay is a joke #ilyarozanovisoverpartyNo one thinks Ilya's answer is serious. Twitter reacts accordingly.
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20 Feb 2026
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Robby follows him as Jack starts working on the coffee, taking a seat at the peninsula that divides the kitchen from the rest of the apartment.
“You still like it burned or have you gotten better taste since last time?” he teases, throwing a quick glance at Robby, who makes a face at him.
They don’t do this often, crashing at each others’ places. Jack honestly can’t remember when exactly that last time was. Close to a year, he thinks, a Pirates game with a rain delay that then went into extra innings. It’s not that they don’t hang out when their schedules allow for it, it’s just that there’s always been more of a distance in their relationship outside work, like somehow the halls (and roof) of PTMC allow for more vulnerability than the halls of their own homes.
“At this point I'll take whatever you give me and I'll like it,” Robby says, definitely with a grimace this time.
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OR, five times Jack comes home to Robby unexpectedly at his place, plus one.Bookmarked by cleardishwashers
19 Feb 2026
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“What the hell happened?”
“What happened, Michael,” Jack answers, hard, as if Robby can’t see the broken-open expression on his face, “is you got yourself hit by about five thousand pounds of steel and dropped out on me—”
“Shit,” Robby curses. “Jack— I’m sorry. You okay?”
Jack laughs without much humor in it. “Are you— Are you kidding me? Seriously? Your heart stopped on my table, you’re asking if I’m fucking okay?”
“Yeah, I am,” Robby says, because if it’d been Jack without a pulse on his table, he knows he would not be anywhere near okay.
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19 Feb 2026