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    my favorite stuff that i've written! the best of the best!!

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    OC shenanigans. don't be surprised if a lot of these are out of date

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    (in chronological order but feel free to disregard)
    SK & arso are the best roles, don't @ me. alternatively, welcome to oc x canon hell

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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    Bonnie gives Siffrin a late night tour of Bambouche. On the beach, Siffrin tells them about his home.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    Unit MS-1, colloquially known as “Metal Sonic”, has three truths that govern its existence-

     

    Core directive: destroy Sonic the Hedgehog using superior speed and power.
    Core directive: Obey Dr. Ivo Robotnik above any and all else.
    Core directive: maintain superiority over Sonic the Hedgehog.

     

    -until a catastrophic malfunction rips through its processor, and it is forced to confront questions it was never designed to answer.

    The world beyond awaits.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    holy fucking shit holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck

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    You really thought you had a handle on this, is the thing. Weird, persistent headaches are routine just as much as swinging your dagger at Sadnesses had become. That is to say - it happens maybe not all the time but a few times a week and only sometimes for several days straight.

    It didn’t bother you, not really.

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    Or, Siffrin has chronic migraines. His friends eventually catch onto that fact.

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    21 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    “QUERY: WHAT IS ‘FUCK’?”

    Rouge pauses, mug halfway to her mouth. “What do you mean?”

    “MY DICTIONARY LACKS A DEFINITION. DEFINE ‘FUCK’.”

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    Omega did not come programmed with curse words in his vocabulary. Rouge and Shadow introduce him to a whole new world.

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    15 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    This is the story of how Shadow the Hedgehog’s Starbucks order went viral.

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