cattyk8



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    A series of short fics inspired by the much lengthier, and much more glorious, fic that is Detachment by bonehandledknife.

    While that fic is beautiful and hilarious and insightful and all manner of WTF-why-is-this-complicated-and-giving-me-feelings, these fics are not at all meant to be taken seriously. Even if they do occasionally sprout emotions, this is almost always unintended.

    Here’s what you need to know: Clark is Kryptonian. Kryptonian physiology evolved in such a manner that, to increase the efficiency of heeding the biological imperative, their cocks detach from their bodies and go in search of ideal mates. Normally, these cocks kind of fade away after the Origin Body is united with their Chosen. However, normally, Kryptonians live under a red sun, can't fly, and don't shoot lasers out of their eyes. Suffice it to say, there is nothing normal about Superman. Or his detached genitalia.

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    Within the borders of Gotham City, there is one person who can do no wrong and whom all Gothamites (yes, clowns and other assorted villains included) would die to protect: their playboy prince, Bruce Wayne. Also adored, in part because he adores them, are his many children.

    A series of standalone fics set in the world where everyone (but especially everyone in Gotham) loves Brucie. And sometimes also Batman.

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    As a reporter for The Daily Planet, Clark Kent often finds himself having to write about the exploits of his secret boyfriend, billionaire playboy and internet celebrity Bruce Wayne. The fact that Clark is Superman and Bruce is Batman somehow only makes his job even harder.

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    Three sentences given when the time is right to the right person from the right person can change the future of an entire dynasty.

    In this story House Targaryen learns that hidden dragons are still dragons. Their bite is bloody and their fire can melt the skin of your bones.

    House of the dragon AU
    Daemon Targaryen x oc

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Some children are afraid of the dark. But not all. There are those children who find comfort and protection in the dark. No one can get to them then. They are safe. Their protector comes with the shadows, not the light.
    In which Pitch Black is also the Guardian of Abused Children.

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    25 Sep 2022

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    TW for child abuse, but such a good story and seamless crossover. Severus Snape & Harry Potter hurt/comfort angst-with-a-happy-ending feels

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    The Chitauri invasion launches a whole new age - for everyone.

    ABANDONED WORK.

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    28 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    How Bruce learned to shred

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    24 May 2020

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    The words on his skin were his everything. After everything he'd seen, done and been through, they were a reminder that Bruce Wayne still existed. That somewhere there was a person who would love him despite the coldness in his chest and the scars that roped their way across his skin. A reminder that he wasn't alone - that he wasn't destined to live forever in the shadows, silent and isolated. That somewhere out there was the other half of his soul.

    He just wasn't expecting the other half of his soul to be an alien.

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    20 Feb 2020