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    The Ineffable’s Guide to Conducting a Courtship by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Jul 2024

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    “Well, what’d you tell them?” Crowley raises his glass to take a drink.

    “I told them that I, um—“ Aziraphale means to put it delicately, make it sound logical and perfectly ordinary. Instead, it comes out as: “ImighthavetoldthemthatImiracledyoutofallinlovewithme. Er.”

    Crowley spits out his drink. “You what?” he sputters.

    Only a knee-jerk reaction of a miracle saves Aziraphale from being sprayed with talisker.

     

    When Heaven comes to the bookshop to ask about the twenty five lazurii miracle, Aziraphale panics and claims it was to make Crowley fall in love with him. Now, they’re sending someone to check. There’s only one possible solution.

    They have to pretend to conduct a courtship.

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    24 Aug 2024

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    A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    06 Jan 2020

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    tildeathdoustogether
    ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that list

    thelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
    Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?

    tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
    you think i’m joking but.  i’m not.  l i s t e n  i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride

     

    [Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]

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    29 Jul 2024

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    Like He Hung the Stars in the Sky by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    17 Sep 2019

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    BREAKING: SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY IN DISARRAY AS NEWCOMER UPENDS DOZENS OF ACCEPTED THEORIES
     
    Up and coming British astrophysicist Dr. Anthony J. Crowley has rocked the science world this week with his research that proves many previously-accepted scientific theories about dark matter and the nature of our universe completely wrong. Dubbed the ‘Devil’s Theory,’ Crowley’s research has made the astrophysicist a star practically overnight, and one of the most sought-after scientists in the country.

    “There’s so much you humans don’t understand about the universe, it’s not my fault that I do,” he said in a statement to BBC reporter Jane Smith. “Just you wait!”

    [Crowley can't keep his mouth shut about the stars, and accidentally becomes a famous scientist. Based on this!]

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    21 Jul 2024

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    The Resident Nudist of A.Z. Fell and Co. by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    06 May 2024

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    PiperIsaNerd
    Ok I know we've all been distracted by Mr Fell's new nudist paramour but can we talk about the fact that Sunglasses literally got struck by lightning?

    brokenbibliophile
    I'm sorry, Mr Fell's what?

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    As the nude man who wandered through Soho becomes a viral sensation, rare book enthusiasts are fascinated by something far stranger: A.Z. Fell and Co.'s new assistant bookseller who is eager to actually sell books.

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    12 Jul 2024

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    the lines once defined (getting blurry now) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    01 Jun 2024

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    Everyone knew that Aziraphale and Crowley were a couple. Everyone, that is, except for Crowley.

    Or, 5 times that people assumed that Aziraphale and Crowley were a couple, and the time that Crowley realised that they were.

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    12 Jul 2024