cantgetadecentusername
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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (2)
- Torchwood (1)
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John's eye caught movement from the doorway and he looked over again to see Sherlock leaning in over Greg's shoulder much more possessively, still whispering in his ear. That wasn't the movement that had caught his eye though – Greg was squirming and wriggling, pressing his arse against Sherlock's hands which John could just see emerging from underneath the Belstaff.
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Mycroft shouts at a minion as Greg waits outside his office. The trouble is that Greg likes authoritative men and he is a little turned on. What happens when Mycroft summons Greg into his office for their meeting.
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Jack and Ianto are kissing on Jack's desk when Jack realises that they are being watched by Tosh. Being Jack, he decides to carry on and see where it leads.
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tldr: my best friend is alpha bait by bunnyhearts for TooManyTextbooks
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
02 Mar 2026
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“Unnie. Important question. What size cock do you wear?”
Minhee blinks and processes the question. “...wear?”
OR: Jisung goes dildo shopping and changes the trajectory of Minhee and Jisung's relationship forever.
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03 Mar 2026
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"You're Lee Know," Jeongin clarifies.
Minho was unprofessional and uncouth while Lee Know was praised for the expertise and professionalism of his work. Minho was supposed to be the messy wet dream Jeongin planned on jerking off to later, not the man about to check his dick for compatibility.
Minho raises a brow at him. “Of course I’m Lee Know,” then he laughs like Jeongin’s epiphany was both unfounded and hilarious.
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Jeongin goes in to get his anatomy checked for a piercing. He's telling himself he's so very lucky that Minho, the very hot man who works behind the counter reading yaoi, is not Lee Know, the professional piercer about to take a look at his dick. Absolutely nothing horribly humiliating ensues.
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26 Feb 2026
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“You want me to sit with you and watch Felix peg oppa? Like a couple of voyeurs?”
Sure, Minho can admit it comes out harsher than she means to, but she doesn’t expect Jisung to whine and hide his face in her neck. “Yes,” he says, muffled against her skin. “Please, noona. I really — I really want to try, but I need to see it first.”
Minho needs to change her underwear.
What starts with simple curiosity turns into a demonstration, and then some. Minho's just along for the ride.
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- Part 4 of flood
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24 Feb 2026
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Ash grey hair framed artfully around his face, sharp eyes and cheekbones and a full mouth; the stranger looks like an idol if Chan ever saw one. Or a fuckin’ angel sent from up high.
Then he says in a clementine-sweet lilt, “Lee Minho, ’98. If I was your sleep paralysis demon and attacked you in the middle of the night, how would you react?”
Chan blinks. “What.”
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13 Feb 2026
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“Little slut,” Minho hissed, fucking up into Jisung and making him cry out. “You like watching Felix get fucked, hm? Channie’s gonna breed you next, but you’ve gotta settle for my cock for now.”
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Squirrel hybrid Jisung runs away from his owners and finds himself ass-up on Minho's living room floor.
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- Part 1 of squirrel hybrid jisungie
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31 Jan 2026