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    Sirius Black, on his way to the Potter's for Christmas, crashes his motorbike in a blizzard. Right into the bookshop now owned by his old Professor / long standing unrequited crush.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Soulmates aren't nearly as romantic as you think they are.

    Sirius knows.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    After Simon dumps Baz in the San Diego airport, Baz tries to be normal about it. He finishes up at LSE, gets an MSt in poetry from Oxford, dates a few men, fucks around. Then he gives up and retires to the Scottish Highlands to cultivate his “Rick Rubin beard” and “Unabomber vibe.” Everything is going just bloody brilliant. That is until Fiona shows up with some unexpected news. Oh yeah, and a porno mag featuring his ex wearing nothing but wings and a tail.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    When Simon replays the night in his head—as he has done until the memory feels brittle around the edges—he always begins with the dip of the mattress, the slip of sheets against his pajamas (Baz’s pajamas), and the weight of blankets briefly lifted as Baz slid in beside him. Rolled to face him. Simon did what he had only recently come to learn he could do best with Baz (besides fight); he leaned in. Baz shut his eyes. They kissed.

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    It’s been twelve years since Simon last saw Baz. Twelve years since they kissed. Twelve years of wanting to unwind time back to that Christmas Eve. Twelve years and Simon sits in his classroom waiting for some posh little punk’s “very busy” father to pick him up from detention before the kid’s imperious bronze eyebrow raises right off his face.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    “If you could go anywhere in the universe right now, where would you go?”

    Remus chews the inside of his cheek as he considers. He glances sideways at Sirius again. Reclined in the passenger seat with his feet kicked up on the dashboard, tapping the beat to the music, Sirius looks completely at home.

    Here, probably, he thinks.

    UK, 1977. Remus had a plan. He was going to take an idyllic road trip across America with his best friend. He was going to write something that mattered. He wasn't going to be what his dad wanted him to be.

    Getting bitten by a zombie dog wasn't part of his plan.

    Now, Remus is parentless, homeless, and searching for his friend on the off-chance he’s still out there. But as it happens, the universe has a plan for him, and it involves hitching a ride with a trio of posh boys who like to plunder fallen towns...and maybe saving humanity in the process.

    It’s the zombie fucking apocalypse and Remus Lupin is still alive.

    (A tale of resistance, found family, and what it means to be human.)

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    28 Jan 2026