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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sex was not killed from John Wick like all else was.

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    hi this is meant to be tfem but shane for some fucking reason doesn't have that tag yet so letting yk here
    anyway this is super short and bad i'm so sorry warriors

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    “Put on the pink hat, Shane.”

    “Uh, why?”

    “Canadians,” Ilya groans, “I want to see you in pink. Pretty in pink, yeah?” He shoves his hand into the toque and waggles his fingers around. Like a sock puppet. Or like--Ilya smirks.

    Shane is aware that he’s physically breathing, but he can’t feel any oxygen actually going to his brain. His vision is narrowing on the pink until it’s all he can see. It’s pink like women’s clothing is pink, not the salmon or beige ties in his gameday closet. It’s pink like a man isn’t. “I, uh, okay. Yeah.”

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya get married, file for joint annulment, torment Hayden Pike, play the world's longest game of Monopoly, visit the Montreal Biodome, and fall in love, in that order.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    "You should grow this longer," Rozanov once said, running his fingers through Shane's practical cut, the same one he had since he was fifteen. Rozanov's blond curls had fallen in his eyes. Behind them, his blue eyes glittered like he was looking at the sun. "You would be so lovely."

    It felt like being lit on fire.

    Or; Shane is Rozanov's girl.

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    14 Feb 2026