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    Aziraphale slowly looks from the knife to Crowley’s face. “Holy water.” His voice sounds distant and strange, as if he’s hearing it from outside of himself. “The knife. It’s coated in holy water.”

    Crowley’s smile is thin and bitter. “Yes,” he says.

    In the aftermath of the Apocalypse, Crowley is just trying to find his feet after losing his day job. Unfortunately for him, not every demon was convinced by Aziraphale’s little show during their Trials—and that disbelief proves to be deadly. Aziraphale just wants to read books and revel in a life of freedom. But when Crowley’s hurt, all of his efforts become a race against time to heal him before it’s too late.

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    "I beg your pardon, dear girl, have you seen--ah."

    She whirled at the voice behind her, off her knees in a flash, and found herself face to face with the kindest eyes she'd ever seen. "What are--?"

    He was a bit taller than she was, pale and round and overwhelming and she couldn't look away from his eyes, like he knew everything and still cared and his eyes, his eyes--

    He caught her elbow as she staggered. "Oh, I'm so sorry." He closed his eyes for a moment and shook himself, settling somehow, and when he opened them again his eyes were kind and a humanish blue, and she could breathe again. He glanced at the blackened shaft in her hand. "I believe you called me?"

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    He never meant for Heaven to essentially forget he was a Cherub, but six millennia, one non-Apocalypse, several unfortunates misunderstandings and lies, and a demon-napping later, Aziraphale has no choice but to come clean.

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    Whether it's a sign of God's sense of humor or a punishment, nesting turns out to be A Thing for demons. And...maybe angels too?

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    Aziraphale hears the story of himself, from when he was in Heaven, courtesy of the Almighty Herself. Turns out, there's a lot he doesn't remember. But Crowley does. (COMPLETE)

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    13 Oct 2025