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French Press by aleclightwoodisbetterthanyou (bowtiewontlie)
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
01 Jun 2016
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“By the angel, Alec, Simon Lewis is the most annoying person to walk the face of this planet,” Jace told his best friend and adoptive brother as they walked down the hallway of the Institute toward the library. “I mean, he was bad enough before, when he was just that annoying customer who came to Java Jace every day and filled my suggestion box with requests for a friggin French press. But now? Now that Izzy’s dating Clary, I have to see him ALL THE TIME because Clary can’t go ANYWHERE without her best friend. It’s seriously killing me man.”
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- Part 2 of Looking-Glass 'Verse
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14 Feb 2026
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It's the night of Alec's wedding, and Simon has a plan to woo Clary. He's was going to take this chance and run with it. Tonight is Simon’s moment.
Until he gets stuck in a closet with Jace.
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12 Feb 2026
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He’s not sure how to explain it, and Alec and Izzy keep giving him looks about whoever it is he regularly dashes off to have sex with, and so he finally blurts out one day at the ops table, “I keep accidentally having sex with Simon.”
Alec chokes on nothing and Izzy drops her stele.
“I’m sorry,” Alec gets out, his eyebrow arched, “accidentally?”
“Are you tripping and falling on his dick?” Izzy asks hysterically, giggling behind her hand. Jace groans and wishes the ground would open up and swallow him. He just wanted to get rid of Alec’s judgemental looks every time he catches a trace of Jace’s content afterglow through the parabatai bond, but he gets the feeling he’s made it a hundred times worse.
“No, it’s just like - a thing.” He says lamely, and Izzy laughs so hard she slumps over the table. Alec sighs, looking put out.
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12 Feb 2026
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Simon and Jace, as told by a series of emails, incident reports, and memos between the exasperated agents of the Idris Department of Demon Activity.
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12 Feb 2026
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Three times Jace kissed Simon.
Contains spoilers for the first three books of Shadowhunters, and also works best when you've read the first three books so you have context.
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08 Feb 2026
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Simon loves too much. Jace isn't loved enough. Clary and Izzy both have the brilliant idea to get them together. Too bad their intentions for the relationship are exactly the opposite.
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Clary scoffs. "No, you know what you need? You need to have a messy hook-up with someone hot you don't actually like. Get out, have a little fun, make some mistakes. You're twenty-two, Simon, live a little."
"I'm not the hook-up type," Simon mutters.
"Exactly!" Clary exclaims, clapping her hands together with a bright smile. "That's why it's perfect. Let me find you someone you probably won't even care about; you can have some summer-love sort of situation, then move on with your life."
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Izzy glares at him. "What you need is someone who will give you their all, someone who you'll really like. You need to settle a little, maybe actually try having a relationship."
"I don't want a relationship," Jace mutters.
"Well, you need one." Izzy crosses her arms and arches an eyebrow at him. "I'm going to find you the perfect person, and you're going to try. Understood?"
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- Part 2 of SOBS SH Bingo
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08 Jan 2026
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to woo is to be wooed (a double-edged sword we didn't see) by sobsicles
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
03 Aug 2019
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“Okay,” Simon interrupts, waving his hands around wildly, “can we get back to the fact that Jace has never actually been courted before?”
Jace heaves a sigh, arms crossed as he leans back in his seat. “Why are you so fixated on this?”
“Because you're- well, you're you. How has no one ever tried to woo you before?” Simon blurts, eyebrows creasing in genuine confusion.
“Because they know better,” Jace replies simply.
Simon snaps his fingers. “That's it. From here on out, I'm wooing you. I'm going to get you to agree to one date with me after all the wooing, then this horrible travesty will have been worked out.”
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07 Jan 2026
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Some Vampires (Definitely) Still Need Glasses by Morley6
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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This started as just another night for Jace of dragging around the most (in his opinion) useless, uncoordinated vampire with a case of chronic verbal-diarrhoea on patrol after Alec had started paring Shadowhunters and Downworlders together. This was on his mission to prove to the Clave that collaboration works. Jace hadn’t anticipated that Alec, his parabai, his brother would pair him with Simon. From the moment he met Simon he knew this guy was going to test him; and he has. He tests Jace’s patience and tolerance on a daily basis as well as his shadowhunter's ability to keep someone with an unconscious death wish from meeting the final end.
Tonight was no different. Simon was completely oblivious to the fact that they were being followed, that the tables had been turned and they were now prey for a downworlder who didn't play by the Accords.
When Jace crosses boundaries, he didn't expect Simons response. That night starts something between them that Jace finds himself not being able to draw away from, heart on the line.
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06 Jan 2026
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Elaine wanted to meet this mysterious person who'd kept her son away for weeks.
Jace was the only one available.- Language:
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05 Jan 2026
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After the events of The Coming of Arthur, the new Knights settle into Camelot. They are introduced by the more experienced Knights to THE RULES of actually being a Knight. To their bemusement, most of it is protecting Merlin. The Knights have spent years trying to protect Merlin, it is their duty. Even when it comes to Arthur and entrusting Merlin's heart to him. Slash
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- Part 3 of Comedy Section
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26 Dec 2025
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Derek sees Stiles for the first time and his world turns upside down as his wolf needs him to investigate the other... even if it's in unusual ways. This leads to him telling his sister Laura, who accidentally makes the entire situation both 100 times worse and a million times better.
At least he gets the guy in the end.
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03 Dec 2025
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Wednesday couldn’t fathom the idea of being another silly teenage girl who blushed at the thought of her boyfriend offering his jacket for her to wear. Especially because the intention wouldn’t be to keep herself warm, but to simply wear it as a reminder that she had a boyfriend who adored her enough to share his clothes with her. She could feel herself cringe at the thought.
There was no way she’d let her desires be known to Tyler either. She could see it unfold in front of her eyes already—the constant teasing and the adamant offers of “Are you sure you don’t want to borrow my jacket again?”. He’d smother her with affection, and that’s not the type of torture she could see herself enjoying.
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25 Nov 2025
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Good to Me (And I'd Be So Good to You) by AWickedMemory (TeddyLaCroix)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2014
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Everyone returns to Hogwarts after the war, but nothing is quite the same. Harry's groupies are creepier than ever, Ron and Hermione are snogging all over the place, and the once-proud Draco is shuffling around like a kicked puppy. But that's okay: Harry's got a plan.
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D&H walking through Hogwarts by bafflinghaze (22/02/2017)Translations:
- Read in Bahasa Indonesia here or here by akira-tm/neko chuudoku! (30/03/2015)
- Read in Русский by they_want_some_juice! (31/07/2020)
- Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)! (16/02/2024)
- Translations to Português brasileiro, 中文, Türkçe, and Español in the notes. Thank you so much, everyone!
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14 Nov 2025
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The next time he streamed, he had a black eye from lacrosse. Isaac had nearly wet himself when Stiles had hit the deck but at least Scott doubled up on the concern, rushing over to him and helping him back to his feet after taking a ball to the face sans helmet because practice had been over, okay, and Isaac was a dick. At least Jackson wasn’t here to make jokes about Stiles being a Wednesday Webcam Whore and how he should be used to having balls flying at his face.
He’d be worried about knowing Jackson so well, but he’d been bullied by him since kindergarten, so you know.
baseskill: i feel like we should be worried how often you log on beaten up
amazingauguastina: dude u okay??? what happened to your face??
Ginger_Gamer: Why’re you always injured?
TEAMIRONMAN: i’m telling you, this kid’s in the mob or something. that dude who came through the window that time?? totally in the mafia.“Oh my god, I took a lacrosse ball to the face, calm down."
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- Part 1 of dude, it's wednesday
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03 Nov 2025
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Dr Daviesporth's Wizarding Parenting Guide For First Timers by Ingi for misura
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2022
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"Hey, Sirius?" Unfortunately, Sirius does look up from the paper. He's also giving Harry the soulful, expectant look that always comes out whenever he senses Harry's about to ask for or trust him with something. And speaking of coming out— "I think I'm bi."
Sirius grins so wide that Harry immediately knows he has, somehow, made a bloody huge mistake.
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29 Oct 2025
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Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.
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16 Oct 2025
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After the sudden arrest of Gomez Addams during Nevermore’s parents' weekend, Wednesday goes off on her own to prove her father’s innocence. Morticia is beside herself, missing her husband, leaving Pugsley to wander Jericho alone until he goes into a coffee shop.
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13 Oct 2025
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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09 Oct 2025
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Scandal on the runway! Tyler Galpin, the model of the moment, sparks romance rumors after posing with a mysterious woman in the Thanatos SS25 campaign.
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03 Oct 2025
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bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue by FrostedGemstones22
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
13 Sep 2025
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During Wednesday's senior year, a heated encounter with Tyler Galpin leaves them bonded in a way neither understands.
While Wednesday may rather be digging up graves, digging up the truth is equally as intriguing to her. A road trip to Montana puts everything they know about themselves - and each other - into question.
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Or, Tyler bites Wednesday during sex and accidentally becomes an Addams, complete with a fun little curse and a lot of unanswerable questions
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- Part 2 of Bites and Bloodcurses
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22 Sep 2025
