20 Bookmarks by bizarrebumbleB

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap a his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

    Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    “Dare,” he says with a smirk.
    Cliff strokes his chin and thinks very deeply. “I dare you…” he starts, “to make the freshman fall in love with you within a month.”
    Some people around them laugh.
    Ilya’s smirk grows even wider. “And what do I get when I manage to do so? It is not that easily said and done. Takes time, you know?”
    “Mm, you’re right. I’ll give you…”
    “Fifty bucks,” Ilya says before Cliff is done thinking. “And a bottle of that nice vodka your dad always has.”
    “Deal!” Cliff says and holds out his hand.
    Ilya shakes it.

     
    OR: Ilya is drunk and accepts a bet.
    Based off this tweet

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “How did you know that Novikov needed tape earlier?” Ilya asked as he came back up. “He did not say anything himself, yes? Or you would not have texted me about it.”

    I heard him say it in Russian to himself,” Shane replied with a grin, switching to Russian.

    Ilya’s face lit up like a Christmas tree. “You did? And you understood him?

    Yes! I was so happy that I understood what he said. Of course, I had to tell you because nobody knows I can speak Russian.

    Yes, it would be suspicious.

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    A new Russian player, Dimitri Novikov, is drafted onto the Ottawa Centaurs in the same season that Shane Hollander is unceremoniously traded from the Montreal Voyageurs. His reasons for leaving Montreal are unclear, and the reasons he chose Ottawa are even less so. However, as Dimitri begins to suspect that Shane secretly knows Russian, his curiosity ends up getting him wrapped up in a relationship he didn’t even know existed. But perhaps a little turbulence is what Shane and Ilya needed to realize their relationship is strong enough to weather anything that comes their way.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    What if -

    Shane still doesn't send the 'We didn't even kiss' text and starts to spiral. Ilya finds him.

     

    Title from Iris by Goo Goo Dolls.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander is tired of wanting someone he cannot have, and he’s dying as he waits for someone who will not stay. Someone who doesn’t want to stay, not when there are so many others waiting for him. Fun of another variety, Shane left a treat amongst many.

    It’s humiliating. It’s distracting. And it feels like shit.

    He wishes he could erase his feelings, move on as easily. In an effort to gain back control over the ‘situation’ that has become his romantic attraction to a notorious player, Shane attempts at imitating Ilya Rozanov’s methods until he perfects them and becomes as good as keeping it light and casual as his rival.

     

    Or Shane tries to Hoe Phase himself into a self discovery journey to choke and kill his feelings for Ilya Rozanov. Ilya is not the only who suffers from it, but he sure feels like he’s being choked and killed.

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    Story ends after chapter 6 but I keep writing bonus because the hyper fixation doesn’t end.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “You have no idea who your parents really are, do you?” the Russian asked seriously after a few minutes passed of them staring at one another, though it was really more Shane glaring and heaving while Ilya calmly observed him with an unsure glint in his eye.

    “I have no idea what I’m doing here and what you want with them. If this is some kind of stupid business dispute, I have bad news for you, asshole. I don't know about their business, I don’t even know what their business is, and I’ve never been involved in their business,” Shane seethed as slowly as he possibly could so Ilya could understand that he genuinely had no idea of what was going on. “Now will you please untie me and take me home? I don’t even care if you knock me out again, just fucking let me go!”

    Ilya set the glass down to the side of him on the black leather cushion and rose from his seat, unfolding gracefully until he was towering over Shane with cool indifference. He bent slightly, leaned in close enough to Shane’s face that he could smell the vodka the Russian man had been drinking, then said easily, “I think I will keep you, actually.”

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Following the events at The Cottage, Shane comes down with the stomach flu and Ilya takes care of him

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Ilya has never had a soulmark.

    It’s ok. It’s fine. His mother didn’t want him enough to stay and his father, even when he doesn’t do anything but forget these days, only remembers how much he doesn’t want him while still alive, and so why would he expect the universe to give him any sign that he could be wanted?

    So when…

    Oh lord give him strength, when he finds a large spot right below his left buttcheek that he can SWEAR looks just a shade different from the rest of his skin with very clear outlines for where it starts and ends, his first thought is skin cancer and his second thought in quick succession is denial.

     

    Or how Ilya thinks he has no chance of having shane as a soulmate until he does, and then he convinced himself that that doesn’t mean shane has HIM as a soulmate, (he does), and Shane fixes it.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Ilya doesn't remember the moment his head hit the pavement or the sound of screeching brakes.

    He's forgotten he ever left Russia, and the names Yuna Hollander and Shane mean nothing to him, though these people clearly know him pretty well.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    Shane's first mistake was going to talk to Ilya Rozanov before their game. His second was immediately, stupidly, meeting the eyes of Rozanov’s very much dead mother hovering at his side.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Fresh from a resolved case, Watson does his best to hide his feelings from Holmes' vitriol. But the detective's mind works in strange ways.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Foster kid Peter Parker barrels around a corner with a rescued cat in his arms and a cop hot on his heels. He collides with Tony Stark and blurts, “Dad! You gotta help me!” in front of a dozen cameras.

    The media eats it up, and Tony rolls with it, because why not? It's good PR. The narrative writes itself. And everyone loves a good redemption arc... All he had to do was borrow the kid, smile for the cameras, and hand him back when the buzz dies down. Easy. What could possibly go wrong?

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    10 Sep 2025

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    While everyone answers to someone, Mycroft answers for someone too. He answers for Sherlock; he always will, so long as it is in his power, and power is what he's most fluent in.

    (or; an anonmeme fill from eons ago asking for the fallout of the 007 plane thing and lots of whump, posted because nostalgia)

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    03 Sep 2025

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    Mind the gap.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    After the Fall, Sherlock wakes to find that Mycroft knows he is alive and has decided to take an unexpectedly active role in providing for him.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.

    WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
    4th Place Wartime
    2nd Place BAMF!Hermione

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    Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”

    Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”

    “So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”

    She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”

    She better be.

    “One more thing.”

    “What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.

    He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”

    She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”

    He couldn’t argue with that.

    She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.

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    24 May 2025

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    Peter bit his lip hesitantly. Would he have been a good teacher? It sounded nice but it’s not like it was even possible.

    “There’s a teacher shortage,” she went on, digging through her bag for her keys. “The city’s doing a loan forgiveness program—college tuition covered if you agree to teach in one of the inner-city schools.”

    He blinked in surprise. “Really?”

    Or: The AU fic where a forgotten Peter Parker becomes a middle school science teacher at 19 years old.

    It's an Irondad story...eventually.

     

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Sam and Bucky were just trying to get back to some sort of normality. Why did they even bother?

    Spider-man’s identity has been spread across the globe and the authorities are calling for his head. They just need to find the Spider-kid and get him to sit tight whilst it all gets ironed out.

    Babysitting.

    Should be an easy gig, right?

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    10 Apr 2025

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    peter parker whump TT_TT

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    Peter Parker is just bored enough to hack into the Stark Industries website and change every instance of the word 'Stark' to 'Stank.' Best prank ever! ... until he gets caught by Tony Stark himself. However, rather than facing a hefty fine and up to ten years of prison as expected, he's offered an-- alternative arrangement.

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    19 Dec 2024

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