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    in which Jack Wright returns to King Falls, and everyone starts to live again.

    (or also known as the jafcu)

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    Post-canon.

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    agents of shield fics that (with an exception for one or two casual references to a headcanon of mine) could be canon. all take place either within or between episodes.

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    calmethar / calroy fics. could be canon, i think, if you squint really, really hard.

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    Hollander as an opponent has always been focused and precise and an absolute nightmare for a defenseman, the kind of player you dread facing.

    Hollander as a teammate is…well, he’s still focused and precise, and intense about every drill and lift and film session to the point of being more than a little intimidating.

    Hollander on five-and-a-half beers and just as many chalupas is something else entirely.

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    The Centaurs get to know Shane Hollander.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Karen sits on the coffee table across from him, leaning in and placing a steady weight on his knees.

    Above them, he hears, “Did something happen to Buck? Should we call Maddie?”

    Eddie chokes, sitting upright, and looking over his shoulder at Hen, “No,” he says, voice gravelly. “Do not call Maddie.”

    “Okay,” Hen says, frowning. “Why?”

    He groans, turning back around and burying his face in his hands again. “Because Bucks probably already told her and there’s no doubt I’ve jumped to the top of her to be killed list.” He looks up. “Don’t tell me she doesn’t have a to be killed list, because I guarantee she does now.”

    “Okay. What’s going on?”

    He takes a deep breath, shaking his head. “I kissed Buck.”

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    09 Jul 2025

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    “Chim just– told you to stay,” Buck says. “And you are. You’re staying. I don’t get it, Eddie. How could it have been so– easy?”

    Something unreadable flickers across Eddie’s face, but it’s gone before Buck can identity it. “You never asked me to stay.”

    A flare of bright hot anger sparks in Buck's chest. “I— I wanted you to choose something for yourself.”

    “You could have asked.” 

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    16 May 2025

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    zara donaldson @federerererer
    has anyone else seen patrick zweig’s latest insta post??? i swear to god he’s in front of the same wall that’s in tashi’s pic from a few weeks ago

    That time in 2020 when we all went a little bit crazy about these three tennis players’ personal lives. Does anyone else remember that? What a weird time.

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    29 Apr 2025

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    He’d kissed Buck. The thought had plagued him so much in El Paso, he just got so caught up in everything, he'd forgotten for a second that—
     
    “Fuck. We… uh.” Eddie swallows hard around the lump in his throat, jaw working as he lifts his gaze to Buck. Buck’s staring off into the distance, eyes wide, mouth open, solid as a statue.

    “...We don't do that yet.” Eddie croaks.

    Buck seems to come back to himself a little, and his eyes snap to Eddie’s. They're intense.

    “No,” Buck replies, a flush on his face, “No, we don't.”

    or: five times eddie forgets that he and buck aren't a couple (and the one time they actually are)

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    09 Apr 2025