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    It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.

    The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.

    So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.

    Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    Draco has several important reasons for auctioning off his virginity. So when Potter shows up to ‘rescue him,’ he’s rather put out. Now he must endure months of Potter’s fumblings until returning to the Auction hall to make a real marriage match. However will Draco and his abundant skills in the Tender Mysteries be expected to cope with Potter’s awkward attentions… or his strong thighs, surprisingly thick cock, his increasingly confident hands… and his knowledge of the Gentleman’s Bud? Oh, fuck.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    In the last two months of the so-called eighth year, Draco abandoned all dignity and slept with Potter until he had the illusion of a feeble friendship between them. Eventually, the last day of school came and Potter kicked him to the curb, deciding to never see him again. Fucking typical. Draco then made stumbling attempts to navigate through post-war society and it was alright, including Ronald Weasley showing up at his crappy office every other day. At least he had Theo by his side.

    Leave it up to Potter to ruin everything and blame it on Malfoy too – what the hell, it's not like Draco quit Potter's job for him! The Chosen One was suddenly omnipresent, pissing him off and making it increasingly harder for Draco's old feelings to die out.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    It’s weird when Hermione announces that she and Ron have broken up. It’s weirder when this is followed by the revelation that she’s already moved on—and the new object of her affections is Draco Malfoy.

    Things only get worse from there.

    (A drarry fic featuring fake dating, jealousy and bad choices.)

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    19 Sep 2025