14 Works by bisexualtelepath

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  1. A Short Look into the Patience of Annabelle Cane by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    29 May 2021

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    Jon frowned. He patted his pockets, his jeans.

    Georgie. The lighter. Just like that, everything clicked into place.

    “Oh… Oh, no—”

    And then everything went to shit. A ways away, Anabelle Cane breathed a sigh of relief.

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  2. snow on the window panes by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    12 Jan 2019

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    Easy Bree-zy: okay folks, good news/bad news
    Easy Bree-zy: good news: we have a snow day
    Easy Bree-zy: bad news: we’re snowed in
    Bongo Bastard: OH MY GODS
    Bongo Bastard: WE CAN HAVE A S L U M BE R P A R T Y
    G0neR0gue: We LITERALLY just woke up

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  3. (Someday) I Won't Have to Wait for You by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    12 Jan 2019

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    Bree Fateweaver never doubted her soulmates.

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  4. Friendsgiving (put your hands on in) by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    23 Nov 2018

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    Bongo Bastard: No one should be alone on thanksgiving!
    G0neR0gue: Thats tomorrow
    Bongo Bastard: Fuck me I keep doing that
    Ranger Danger: Friendsgiving, then
    G0neR0gue: no offence Althaea, but thats a dumb name
    Ranger Danger: Don’t be rude; Bree came up with it
    G0neR0gue: ...slightly more offence

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  5. the gang goes to a carnival (don't split the party) by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    04 Nov 2018

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    Orias: I literally just turned around to lock the car
    Orias: Where did you all go
    Paelias: Bree and Althaea are buying tickets, Laz is getting cotton candy, Gareth saw some friends and went to say hi, and Kenna is
    Paelias: nevermind
    Ranger Danger: She’s acquiring her own tickets
    Orias: ...legally?
    Easy Bree-zy: sure

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  6. hey brother by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    25 Oct 2018

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    Ranger Danger: Alright you little shits
    Ranger Danger: The day has come
    Easy Bree-zy: oh gods we’re not ready
    Bongo Bastard: ! ! ! ! !
    Orias: Did everyone clean their rooms?
    G0neR0gue: Wait what is happening
    Ranger Danger: My brother is visiting! He’s staying with us!!

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  7. I'm blue (daba dee daba die) by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    25 Oct 2018

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    Easy Bree-zy: okay nobody freak out
    Easy Bree-zy: combat magic was kinda… a mess today
    G0neR0gue: And?
    Easy Bree-zy: and I may have… cast fireball on myself

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  8. operation C.U.D.D.L.E.S by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    30 Sep 2018

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    Easy Bree-zy added Johny Johny, Bongo Bastard, Ranger Danger, and G0neR0gue to the group chat.
    Easy Bree-zy renamed the group to OPERATION C.U.D.D.L.E.S.
    G0neR0gue: What.
    Ranger Danger: ???
    Bongo Bastard: IT’S TIME
    Johny Johny: To be honest? Didn’t think you were serious
    Easy Bree-zy: FOR OPERATION “Care Unconditionally; Dad Directed Love Elevates Self-esteem”
    G0neR0gue: W h a t.

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  9. there's no crying in rogue school by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    30 Sep 2018

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    [October 1, 2018 2:43 PM]
    Dragonborn Bitch: It’s time motherfuckers
    Dragonborn Bitch: Imma be practicing for my stealth and espionage midterm
    Dragonborn Bitch: So if all goes well, none of you will see me and I will steal your things
    Ranger Danger: Um

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  10. study buddies by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    22 Sep 2018

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    Ranger Danger: Lazarus get off your phone we are supposed to be WORKING
    Papa: Are you all still in the library?
    Ranger Danger: I have a quiz in Magical Creatures tomorrow and Bree has a History of Magic Theory exam Thursday
    Ranger Danger: I am not completely sure why Laz is here

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  11. Ookami in the middle by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    17 Sep 2018

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    Althaea: Guys
    Althaea: Where is Ookami
    Dad: I thought you were going to the gym?
    Bongo Bastard: DOG WHAT DOG IDK HER
    Dragonborn Bitch: *thot
    Althaea: The punching bag wasn’t up so I went easy
    Althaea: Where is my fucking dog

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  12. some people just can't hold their alcohol by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    16 Sep 2018

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    Dragonborn Bitch: Rise and shine
    Bree!: I am going to vomit on you.
    Bongo Bastard: shafhdbfdsgrsdku
    Daddy: Please it’s too early for this
    Dragonborn Bitch: Suffer
    Althaea: Can you guys shut the FUCK UP
    Bree!: Please no yelling i’m hungover i’ll die

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  13. sleepless nights by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    16 Sep 2018

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    Bongo Bastard: guys
    Bongo Bastard: guys
    Bongo Bastard: g u y s
    Bree!: ????
    Bree!: Laz it’s 3 in the morning
    Dragonborn Bitch: These notifications woke me up this BETTER be important
    Bongo Bastard: I’m locked out

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  14. best worst mistake by

    Fandoms: The Irregulars - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work  

    14 Sep 2018

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    Laz added Bree!, Orias, Althaea, and [REDACTED] to the group chat.
    Laz changed his nickname to Bongo Bard.
    Bongo Bard changed the group name to The Irregulars™
    Bree!: !!!
    Bongo Bard: !!!!!

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