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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lovers' mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Kicking Shane out was the last thing Ilya wanted to do that night, but what he did want was so big it made him frantic. He wanted to crack open his ribs, let Shane curl up in the bloody warmth of his chest cavity and keep him there forever, and the magnitude of that desire fucking terrified him.

    It still does. It hasn't faded at all; if anything, it's getting worse.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

    Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

    “Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”

    “Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

    “Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

    This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

    It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “I’m not sure,” Shane says honestly. “I just didn’t expect a man to fall onto me as I left the bathroom.” He explains truthfully that something he said made Ilya burst out in laughter. His head tips back, and Shane is starstruck. This man is the most beautiful thing in the world, and the way his throat contracts when he laughs makes Shane’s blood spike.

    “You’re funny, Shane Hollander,” Rozanov says, and now Shane is panicked for a different reason.

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    Ilya Rozanov is in a band and Shane Hollander is a hockey player. When their best friends (Hayden and Marleau) finally introduce them no one is ready for the fallout.

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