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"There's--always been something wrong, I think. Or maybe it just started in middle school. I don't know." That was when he'd started noticing, at least. He already knew he was different, wasn't human. Had to keep track of what everyone else was doing anyway so he could fake it, if he had to. He just didn't know what to do when he realized he was faking something his sisters hadn't had to. "I just know I'm not--haven't ever--wanted. People. Like that."
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- Part 1 of can't lose what you never had
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"Why does all of this sound familiar, Warren?"
"Because it's my life?" he tried, grimacing when she gave him a flat look. "Okay, so maybe I just put some of the book examples into my own words. So what? It's all pretty much true."
"Maybe. If you were a two dimensional cut-out with no actual personality." Piper flicked her hand, offering him the far side of the paper. "Do it again. It needs to at least sound like you."
He huffed but took the page. Didn't even singe it.
It was going to be the whole name and branding assignment all over again. He could feel it.
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The house never burned. The pack is strong. Derek will never need to be the alpha, and his sister is a troll. (Actually, most of his family is like that.)
Derek is an apprentice tattoo artist, and Stiles isn't old enough to get ink of his own yet. But that doesn't stop him from being interesting...
(This story is now out of buffer, but I will always announce when the next update will be, and am trying to keep to a regular posting schedule. Also, please be advised that this is essentially a rough draft. That doesn't mean it's riddled with typos, every chapter is edited, just that the overarching plot and side stories haven't had a chance to be edited in full yet--but they will be. An edited version of this story will be posted eventually, so if the current length isn't your cup of tea, just come back later.)
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- Part 1 of I.N.K.
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We Wolf You a Merry Christmas by billtheradish for thecivilunrest
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Dec 2013
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"Secret Santa," Lydia chirped, rustling the basket in Melissa's direction. "I don't know about you, but I wasn't planning on actual presents for everybody? I was thinking, you know, gift cards, maybe? At most?" Her head tilted to one side, flashing a bright smile that definitely said 'murder' more than 'happy'. "But now we're apparently having a party. Sooo..." She gave the basket another shake, eyebrows jerking up. "Secret Santa."
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All magic had cost. It was more than a fact he knew, it was a rule he had growing up, drilled into his head long before his mom knew if he had magic or not. All magic cost something.
(Based on this gifset as a prompt.)
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Six years of college life with no blackout-level partying, apparently broken by tea. And the surprises just keep coming, thanks to who Derek woke up with the day after.
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The Despicable-Incredible We by billtheradish
Fandom Despicable Me (2010), The Incredibles (2004)
20 Feb 2013
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The epic love story of Violet Parr and Margo Gru.
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It was surprisingly easy to convince all of the bat family to set up their pranks in the same space, which naturally meant that nearly all of them got caught in some way or another, now it's just a waiting game to see how long it will take them to figure out that the winner is always Alfred.
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- Part 6 of Prompt Night
- Part 11 of Ace's DC Works
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03 Jan 2025
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That Time Being A Stalker Saved Tim’s Faith in Jason by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
04 Jul 2024
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Tim figured that since he was banned from basically everything Robin due to the new menace known as Red Hood, that heading to Titan's Tower and indulging some old photography habits would at least keep him entertained. He certainly wasn't expecting someone to break into Titan's Tower. He most definitely wasn't expecting that someone to be Red Hood and maybe the most surprising of all... he was not expecting Red Hood to apparently know him. Well... to know the night time bird photography Alvin Draper anyway but all things considered, he was willing to roll with it.
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- Part 16 of Ace's DC Works
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03 Jan 2025
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Things had been going smoothly, neatly, even elegantly for Red Hood and his whole comeback plan. Which of course meant that at the most opportune moment possible, his big brother had to crash the party.
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- Part 4 of Ace's DC Works
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Spare Key by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
28 Mar 2024
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Really, it was supposed to be the perfect place to hide out for the night. With an Arkham breakout going on and him already nursing injuries it wasn't like he would be out and about anyway, and it wasn't like Dick ever used this particular safehouse so there was little chance Nightwing would run across the still unknown but dangerous Red Hood. Honestly, Jason was somewhat impressed he still had it, and that the spare key was right where Dick had promised a young robin he didn't even like.
He was less impressed to find out that he was wrong, and that Dick did still use this safehouse. He was even less impressed to find out that the safehouse was more to hide from his family and friends.
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- Part 10 of Ace's DC Works
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02 Jan 2025
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Homecoming Gift by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
13 May 2024
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The situation was easy to understand. Red Hood was Jason Tood, returned from the grave. Jason Todd couldn't come home because Joker was alive and Tim Drake was Robin so... if Tim Drake killed Joker then that would leave Robin open for Jason to come home and claim right? Now if only the Joker would actually die in all the death traps Tim had set up.
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- Part 15 of Ace's DC Works
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