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More precious than jade by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2022
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Centuries ago, more centuries than Shen Yuan could count, he was cursed to be a jade pendant.
Or one day Luo Binghe finds a magical jade pendant in the library his Shizun sent him to clean as punishment. It seemed ironic (but fitting) to Binghe that the first person to show any care for him wasn't exactly a 'person.'
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It's dark and cold here by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2021
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"The once great Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, reduced to uncontrollable shivers."
Or what if Gongyi Xiao never came to rescue Shen Qingqiu from the Water Prison? What if Shen Qingqiu had stayed there for a couple of weeks instead? And, of course, the Huan Hua Palace track record when it comes to prisoners is pretty bad.
Basically just an excuse to write some hurt Shen Qingqiu.
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We dance around a ring and suppose by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Nov 2020
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“He twirled between tables, voice rising and falling, glancing surreptitiously around for an escape route. There was a small door behind the dais and the main entrance through which the queen had entered—both manned by four guards. Jaskier mentally calculated the blows to his dignity if he just booked it through the main door mid-song."
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Set My Wings on Fire by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 May 2020
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Jaskier slumped against the ground, blood spurting from his nose and gushing down his neck. A kick to his chest had him curling in on himself, his ribs groaning, his hands clutching his sides. The men above him laughed, one faking another kick just to see him flinch.
“Not so brave now, you stupid boy.”-or-
Jaskier gets turned into a bird and has to warn Geralt about an ambush.
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Bilbo has three jobs, is homeless, and sleeps outside the doors of Erebor Industries-one of the biggest jewelry stores in downtown Dale. Thorin is the CEO of Erebor Ind., and they see each other every morning. While Thorin thinks that Bilbo is just a pest and a nuisance, he might be more wrong then he's ever been before...
Modern AU where Bilbo does more for Thorin than he knows, and Thorin is a complete jerk (but he comes around in the end, so its fine yay bagginshield)
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Dialing You (Sorry, Darling You) by hollano_ov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Shane works in IT.
Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.
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Bookmarked by bilboakenshield27
19 Feb 2026
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I'm Reading Your Lips (You're Speaking My Language) by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”
“Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.
“No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”
“Go fuck yourself.”
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Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.
And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?
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- Part 1 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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Bookmarked by bilboakenshield27
19 Feb 2026
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“Don’t you ever want more with… your soulmate?” With me. Don’t you ever want more with me?
Shane waited patiently for Rozanov’s answer, his heart pounding away in his chest as he stared at the other man.
“No,” Rozanov said decisively. Shane felt his heart shatter as the other man flicked his cigarette dismissively. “I do not have a soulmate.”
Oh. Shane sat in stunned silence for a few moments, his glass of vodka frozen in midair, halfway to his lips.
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Ilya has lived his life knowing he would never find a soulmate, and Shane has lived his life waiting for his soulmate to acknowledge him.
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18 Feb 2026
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the heart is hard to translate by catknives
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.
Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.
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- Part 1 of all this and heaven too
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17 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander's PDA Agenda by virtual_typewriter
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Feb 2026
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It happens in an instant.
Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything.
“Don’t touch me.”
The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets a front row seat as Ilya’s heart breaks before his very eyes. Eyes dimming and lips trembling in slow, painful technicolor.
It causes Shane’s heart to break, too, and he vows, immediately, never to see such a look cross his husband’s face again.
OR Shane embarks on a mission to heal his husband’s heart, one PDA at a time.
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17 Feb 2026