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All Is Fair In Love, And War by beetletusk
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
09 Feb 2026
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"Look, up into the sky. What is that?"
"You and your damned eyes... I cannot see anything, not through this fog."
Legolas doesn't respond to his ribbing, instead attempting to take down Gimli with a shout. Two — what either could only assume to be tentacles — come hurling out of the sky and directly at them. The attempt at taking cover was futile; As the suction cups come into contact with them, both lose consciousness.
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Legolas and Gimli get transported to the world of Faerûn. The search to go back to Middle Earth begins, but not without struggle.
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- Part 1 of Allies Or Enemies
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Allies Or Enemies by beetletusk
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
09 Feb 2026
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Thorin gets lost on his way to Bag End to meet with Gandalf's recommended burglar. He stumbles through a flower patch, not realizing their pollen is a strong aphrodisiac used for hobbit fertility treatment. He seeks help in his host, Bilbo Baggins.
Never one to disappoint his guests, Bilbo was swift to open his bedroom door. His jaw dropped when he was faced with the dwarf haunting his sleepless night. Thorin leant against the door frame, shirtless and with loosened pants. His skin shone with sweat, the droplets highlighting the endless expanse of muscles and hair. Bilbo only prayed the dwarf wouldn't look down, because he was most certainly no longer only half hard. "Thorin!" He exclaimed.
Thorin shouldered past him and began to pace. He growled, a feral sound that made heat curl in Bilbo's gut. "Take yourself in hand you had said, that will fix it you said."
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- Part 3 of Bagginshield PWP One Shots
Bookmarked by beetletusk
20 Jan 2026
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The Parent Trap (If It Occurred on Middle Earth) by felepa_findora
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Parent Trap (1998)
27 Apr 2020
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Fili and Kili never would have thought that signing up for Rivendell as their chosen summer camp would lead to such brilliant adventures. Sure they’re currently feuding with those two kids from the shire but they can handle them no problem at all. Also, what’s this about them having the best Uncle in the world? No way, nuh-uh! No one could ever beat their Uncle Thorin, right?
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15 Jan 2026
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In a small seaside town after a night of drinking, Dazai Osamu, the local liquor store owner, wakes up beside a naked Nakahara Chuuya. Relieved to learn the worst they did was make out, Dazai seeks to make amends for their past high school rivalry and his more recent drunken mishaps. Along the way, he discovers they don't hate each other as much as they say.
Or: Dazai owns a liquor store. Chuuya owns a crab stall. Each has something the other wants. Together, they find something they want more.
Written for the SKKRBB
Art by luminanight.
Betaread by lameykindaworld.
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Bookmarked by beetletusk
04 Nov 2023