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Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late? -
Don’t Ride or Die by beerok23 for Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
03 Dec 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves chained together in a 'Don’t Fuck or Die' situation. Will they manage to keep their hands to themselves or will they succumb to their mutual attraction... and die?
And are things what they actually seem, or is this just some big cock-up?Series
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After breaking up with his partner a few days before Christmas, Yale professor Aziraphale Eastgate decides to go back to England to keep a promise he made to his mother before she died.
Looking for accommodations in Tadfield, he gets in touch with Beez, who announces that their cottage is only available for home exchange.
Aziraphale accepts their proposal and finds himself all alone in Tadfield for Christmas.
What he isn’t expecting is Beez’ insanely gorgeous brother knocking on his door on his first night at the cottage, and waltzing into his life to change his beliefs about love.A Human ‘The Holiday’ AU 🎄
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If you’ve got to goat, then goat with style by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Nov 2025
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Almost a year has passed since the events of ‘The Trouble with HELL’, and award-winning true crime podcasters Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Eastgate are enjoying their Christmas shopping when they receive a phone call from the recently appointed Celestial Dairy’s CEO Muriel Lightfeather, who invites them to a charity gala that will take place on Christmas Eve. Crowley is almost done writing the long awaited sequel to his first novel Murder on the M25 and Aziraphale is focusing on his podcast Mystery Haven so, when the evening takes an unexpected dramatic turn and they find themselves having to track down a murderer, they decide to team up and investigate on what is about to become the scariest (but also horniest) night of their lives.
A Murder Mystery Podcasters/Investigators AU 🐐
Following the events of “The Trouble with HELL”~ Complete ~
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The Trouble with HELL by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
23 Jul 2025
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Award-winning true crime podcast Va-voom, sorted! has been on hiatus since his author, Anthony Crowley, has published his first murder mystery, Murder on the M25.
When his associate Nina begs him to follow a story on a train crash, he meets PI Aziraphale Eastgate, and he soon realises that the charming Apparition in tartan is the real voice behind his favourite podcast, Mr Fell's Mystery Haven.
Crowley can't possibly imagine that Aziraphale is starting his own true crime podcast to investigate the same story.
Feeling the pressure of competition, Crowley goes back to his first love and wages a Podcast War against the angel until they both realise that the case is bigger than they originally thought.
With so much at stake, will they keep working against each other, or will they put their differences aside and learn to trust one another to uncover the truth?A Podcasters/Investigators AU
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A Podcasters/Investigators Story (with Saucy Intermissions) by beerok23
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03 Dec 2025
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Model Parenting by Hermiola for Afraid_Industry8409
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
17 Feb 2026
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All things considered, Aziraphale Fell is doing a good (half-decent?) job. He’s been raising Adam, his nephew, for three years now and he’s almost figured out the mysterious and complicated art of parenting (almost).
So it really doesn’t help that Adam and the daughter of the new single dad in Tadfield seem hell-bent on not going along. It also doesn’t help that said new single dad is rather… well, dashing, as it were. And annoying. But mostly dashing. No wonder Mr Crowley works as a model.
How very inconvenient that, when Adam and Pepper are threatened with expulsion, Mr Crowley suggests he and Aziraphale join forces to help settle their kids’ differences.
It’s a good idea and it’s not like Aziraphale even likes the man, so there won’t be any distractions. Why, he doesn’t even think about Mr Crowley that often. Almost never really. Well…🎄🐇 NOW COMPLETE 🐇🎄
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14 Feb 2026
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Hermiola's Ineffable Dads. Sweet, Bitchy Azi 😇 and Fragrant, Serpentine Crowley 🐍💨
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“What the fuck is this?” Crowley snarls (he’s not a saint, alright?), which does approximately nothing to dim Aziraphale’s unabashed joy.
“It’s a stadium! Very different from the ones we saw back in Greece, a lot less nudity for one, but–”
“Yes, it’s a bloody stadium alright,” he interrupts, not exactly in the mood for a walk down memory lane, especially if it gets between him and the steamy, sweat-induced afternoon he had envisioned for himself and the angel. He could have been naked right now, why is life so bloody unfair? “But what the hell are we doing here?”
“We’re seeing a show!” Aziraphale exclaims, all twinkling eyes and wiggling shoulders. “I got us tickets, Claire said–”
For the record, Claire is also on track to win himself a one-way ticket to a far away galaxy of his own choosing. “It’s not a show, it’s a football match.”
Aziraphale’s eyebrows knit in confusion. “Well, doesn’t it count as a show?”
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Or, Aziraphale drags Crowley to a football match. Very normal things happen.Bookmarked by beerok23
08 Aug 2025
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My perfect Football Gift 🥹❤️💙
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The Grass is Always Greener by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2024
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It’s almost Christmas in Whickber Street, a quiet neighborhood in the little town of Tadfield. Mr Brown sees the upcoming holiday as the perfect chance to throw a party to impress Mr Fell, the charming bookseller who lives next door. He must deal with Mr Crowley, though, an annoying astronomer who moved to Tadfield five years prior and became best friends with Mr Fell. Mr Crowley and Mr Fell both secretly wish that their relationship was something more, but they are two idiots, so they keep on pining for each other under the scrutiny of Comma, Crowley’s very insightful cat.
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After breaking up with his partner a few days before Christmas, Yale professor Aziraphale Eastgate decides to go back to England to keep a promise he made to his mother before she died.
Looking for accommodations in Tadfield, he gets in touch with Beez, who announces that their cottage is only available for home exchange.
Aziraphale accepts their proposal and finds himself all alone in Tadfield for Christmas.
What he isn’t expecting is Beez’ insanely gorgeous brother knocking on his door on his first night at the cottage, and waltzing into his life to change his beliefs about love.A Human ‘The Holiday’ AU 🎄
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Anthony J. Crowley has been writing a column about queer facts in The Guardian for 15 years, but lately he has lost his touch. One day, when he’s struggling to meet a deadline, he hears a story from a man in a pub, and he writes an unflattering article about Aziraphale Fell, a mechanic who has apparently left a number of fiancés at the altar in the small town of Tadfield, earning the unfortunate nickname of ‘The Runaway Groom’. When Aziraphale, who’s getting married again, has Crowley fired, the journalist has no other option but to travel to Tadfield in pursuit of vindication. But he will find so much more than that.
A human ‘Runaway Bride’ AU.
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