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1. Don’t Ride or Die by beerok23 for Hermiola

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Horny Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Explicit Language
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Smut
   • silly smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Fuck Or Die
   • Only it's the opposite
   • Don't Fuck Or Die
   • The Sensual Defiling of another Piece of furniture
   • (Not The Throne)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • also
   • Crowley Has a Cat (Good Omens)
   • Comma (OC) - Freeform
   • Don’t ride or die
   • Bearded Aziraphale (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves chained together in a 'Don’t Fuck or Die' situation. Will they manage to keep their hands to themselves or will they succumb to their mutual attraction... and die?
   And are things what they actually seem, or is this just some big cock-up?

   Series

   • Part 3 of A Podcasters/Investigators Story (with Saucy Intermissions)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,146

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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