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How did Nandor and Guillermo meet? Nadja and Dolly definitely remember the facts.
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Do You Have Prince Albert In Your Hand? by beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Apr 2024
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From the kink meme prompt:
Nandor would like new piercings, ones he has seen very popular lately among his peers, and he doesn't want to be left out now. A prince Albert and nipple piercing! Of course, it would be hard to do it alone, so obviously, he asked Guillermo to help him. Luckily Guillermo actually know how pierce, and a excuse to hold nandor tits and cock, who would pass up that opportunity.
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Waking to a Dream by beansprean, vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Apr 2024
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Nandor lives a very ordinary life that is just fine. Every day he goes to the coffee shop where he works, and comes home to his one bedroom apartment. But that's all he needs. That's how things have always been.
...and then this weird guy who has some sort of THING about Nandor starts showing up at the coffee shop every day, and Nandor begins to learn that maybe that isn't all he needs.
And maybe this isn't how things have always been.
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After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
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You've Got Mail: Nandermo Edition by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2023
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Reluctant vampire slayer Guillermo de la Cruz hates Nandor the Relentless, the vampire who has repeatedly slipped through his clutches. When they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other's true identity. Eventually Nandor learns that the enchanting man he's involved with is actually the one trying to kill him, and how little that seems to bother him. He must now struggle with the burden of knowledge while their fights get progressively hornier.
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The Soul Burns Brighter Than The Sun by Wow_thisiswheremylifeis
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Jan 2024
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Dean’s sitting at the kitchen table with Sam when his phone rings. Jody’s name flashes across the screen and he considers not picking up. It’s not like Dean doesn’t want to talk to Jody, it's just that he can’t bear talking to anyone these days.
“Hi, Jody,” Sam says.
“Howdy, boys.” She asks them to take over a case. Something about werewolves. Dean doubts they will, Sam hasn’t let him pick up a gun in months, not since their last hunt.
Jody’s voice cuts through the phone. “Alright, if you boys don’t wanna take the case, I’ll see if Castiel will, but I think he’s helping Claire in Colorado–”
Dean doesn’t hear a damn thing after that, and by the looks of it, Sam doesn’t either. For the first time in days, Dean opens his mouth and speaks. “Cas is alive?”
Jody’s voice is quiet on the other end. “He didn’t tell you?”
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17 Feb 2026
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“We should fuck,” Dean says.
Cas looks up from where he sits on his bed, hair still damp from the shower, frowning as he places a finger on the page of his book to mark where he left off.
There are a million things Cas could say here; Dean has rehearsed them. After lunch, his restlessness had given way to a vague panic, a dread that matched his every step and crept along with him from room to room. Eventually, he had returned to his bedroom and spent the rest of the afternoon pacing back and forth, playing out all the possible scenarios. When Cas asks him Why? or Are you being serious? or when he sighs and says, in that way he has, Dean, he knows exactly what he’s going to do. He’s going to shrug casually, like he isn’t invested in the answer, like he isn’t desperate for an outlet, and say, Why not? He’s going to raise an eyebrow and say, What, are you not interested? He’s going to crowd into Cas’ personal space, he’s going to shove himself right up in there and whisper Cas against his ear.
Instead, Cas says, carefully, “Okay.”
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Despite Zeke’s threats, Dean doesn't tell Cas to leave the bunker. He revels in their burgeoning relationship, content to end his day with Cas asleep on his shoulder, even if they'll always sleep in separate rooms. Cas is it for him. But when Cas begins to experience physical urges he can't control, he asks Dean for a hand—metaphorically, and later, literally.
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After Cas comes home, Dean starts cooking like crazy. He thinks he might be compensating for something.
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