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    "Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop."

    "Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."

    "Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."

    "That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."

    "You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"

    "Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.

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    Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.

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    "Technically, that's an octopus. Except for the whole skull thing. It's definitely not a hydra through. I mean, how seriously can you take an evil organization intent on world domination when they can't even get their totem animal right." She slid into Darcy's chair and pulled a laptop out of her bag. "I'm Skye, by the way."

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    Where does one go for help when one is the anthropomorphic personification of death, and having problems with one's love--for lack of a better word--life?

    Maybe not the Avengers.

    Probably not the Avengers?

    No, definitely not the Avengers.

    Eh. Let's go ask the Avengers.

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