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    Louis' heart is in his throat, pounding at how easily Harry’s talking to him like this, reducing him to a mushy brain and a hard dick with just a few words. Louis' always been the tease in his relationships, always been sly and coy and made others work for him, but this… Harry’s feather-light fingers trailing down Louis' torso and popping the top button of his jeans as he pulls Louis' psyche to shreds, it’s making Louis think he might not be the best as his own game.

    And that might not be such a terrible thing right now.

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    After a particularly bad break up, Louis enacts a new rule for dating - no sex for ten dates. It'd be a lot easier if Harry Styles weren't the one taking him out.

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    "I wanna talk about you, Hazza. Are you alright?" Harry doesn't answer right away, just chews on lips as Louis watches on patiently. "You don’t have to say anything if you don’t want to, peach. I just need to know you’re okay." He's understandably quiet again, but Louis lets the silence sit, not wanting to rush Harry to spill if he can get there on his own.

    There's not too much of a history behind Harry and Louis, no rhyme or reason pointing to why it's fallen on him to talk to Harry about his feelings, but there's also no tension between them, so why shouldn't it? They've ran in the same friend group for a few years now, seeing each other three to four times a week at various clubs, bars, and parties - that's enough time to warrant Louis sitting in Harry's living room for the first time, and talking this out. At this point, he considers Harry someone he’s close to, a friend, and seeing him like this is worrisome. 

    "I think I’m bad at sex."

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    Harry doesn't think he's very good at sex, so Louis helps him practice, and maybe learns a few things along the way. 

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    “My window faces his living room, and he doesn’t close his curtains, okay?” Liam defends himself. It doesn’t have the desired effect of shutting Louis up, just gives him more questions. 

    “And you can’t close yours?”

    That makes Liam pause. As much as he wants to say he’d considered that, he hadn’t. But now that he is, he can’t see himself doing it. Call him a glutton for punishment, but watching Zayn in his tight boxers is definitely worth occasionally seeing him on top of another man. 

    “I like to wake up with the sun,” he says, aware that it’s a weak excuse. “You know that.” 

    Louis sees right through him, grinning slowly at the shame staining Liam’s face. “You’re a filthy pervert.”

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    After moving into his new apartment, Liam realizes that his neighbor never closes his curtains. 

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    "There's a meteor shower tonight, actually. Thought this might be something you'd like."

    Zayn watches Liam for a moment, takes in his soft grin and honest eyes. He's nothing short of breathtaking on a normal day, but when he does these small simple things, Zayn's head gets a bit fuzzy with it. "This isn't a date, you know"

    "I'm aware,” Liam laughs.

    "Just making sure."

    If Zayn were ready to start dating again, he'd want this. He'd want nights alone on the roof and sharing takeout. He'd want the bookstore dates, silent films, watching meteor showers on the roof and teasing each other until they're both giggling. And he'd want it all with Liam.

    This isn't a date, it can't be, but God does Zayn wish it was.

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    Zayn's just finished his undergrad and is ready to stop messing around with strangers and get more serious about his studies as he prepares for his dream job. No relationships, no sex. Which is harder than it sounds when Liam Payne comes into his life.

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    Harry, with his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose and his hair tied in a tight bun, was sweet, shy, and stayed away from the spotlight. Everyone could see his charisma, but he held it in such a reserved manner that it was always overshadowed by someone who wasn't as deserving of attention.

    Until Louis came along.

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    Louis and Harry are criminal master minds, acting as London's personal Robin Hoods. Louis sleeps with wealthy men, and Harry uses his knowledge of technology to steal from their accounts to donate to charity. Their system is nearly perfect...

    Nearly

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    Michael's still alive, but his health bar is basically empty. He doesn't have much longer before he's gone. "So I have to stay alive now?" Harry asks.

    All of his brothers in the hall shout "Yes" at once. And then Michael's icon turns grey in the corner.

    Liam yells, "Get back to base!" And Harry starts running.

    He doesn't even make it five steps when The Rogue steps in front of him and decapitates him before Harry realizes what's happening. The moment he hits the ground, a tinny voice is ringing out, "Rest in fucking peace, prick," and Harry's eyes widen in shock. 

    He turns to Niall, jaw dropped and asks in bewilderment, "Did you hear that?"

    "Don't fucking talk to me, Haz," Niall snaps. He stand ups and approaches the door to his room. "All you had to do was stay on the base."

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    Harry's fraternity has become obsessed with the newest online game, and they'd like to think they're getting pretty good at it. Only, they keep getting killed by The Rogue, an online player who has no connection to the Frat, but seems to have a vendetta against them.

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    In the distance, a wolf howls, and Shawn chuckles. With the cool temperature and the trees losing leaves just outside of his window, it all fits. It’s their first autumn together, but it’s nice. Peaceful.

    That is, until Niall sits up straight entirely too quickly. He’s nearly naked, only a pair of boxers hugging his hips, and it’s only just above freezing outside, but he’s staring ahead like none of this bothers him. “It’s a full moon.”

    “Are you a werewolf now too?” Shawn asks sarcastically, making sure to keep his voice quiet so as to not seem too rude.

    It doesn’t matter in the end. Niall pays him no mind. “I must go.”

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    The past six months of dating Niall have been wonderful. It’s just odd that he chose now to start insisting he’s a witch. Shawn can only take so many potions and spells before he’s bound to do something drastic.

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    “Good morning, Liam. Harry.” Louis nods at them both and then cocks his head. “Are you aware you have four nipples, Harry?”

    Harry looks down at his chest, suddenly worried. He doesn’t know how many nipples humans have, but four must not be a usual amount. “Should I have six?”

    “Not unless you’ve a litter of kittens to feed.”

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    The Alien!Harry fic I was destined to write 

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     “How about this: Paul's kids come in the night before we open to test the place out. What if we have them vote for the scariest room. Winner doesn’t have to stick around for clean up duty in November.”


    It’s not the worst deal. Niall hates clean up duty, and being able to skip out on it while also having bragging rights over Louis sounds like a Christmas gift come early.


    “You're on, mate.”


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    Niall’s first year as a manager at Higgin’s Haunted House should be everything spooky he’s ever dreamed of. It’s just unfortunate he got stuck training the least scary person he’s ever met in his entire life.

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    In his head, Harry sees a picture of Louis' golden skin in the sunlight, surrounded by the poppies in the garden, reading alongside Harry. It's something a true couple would do, and it fills Harry with excitement for their future. “What's your favorite book?”

    Louis grins, a light dancing behind his slightly glazed eyes. “What if I bring my favorite story, and you bring yours, and together we read in the garden?”

    “That sounds nice,” Harry hums. “We could go at sunrise.”

    “So we'd be in your favorite place at your favorite time,” Louis recaps, a teasing edge to his voice. “And what color shall we wear?”

    Feeling playful, Harry feigns thinking before saying, “I suppose my favorite color is blue.”

    Louis hums. He's smiling. “That's the color of my eyes.”

    “I know.”

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    Harry is an Alpha prince working to open his territory's minds up to love. Louis is an omega prince whose land is in need of resources and protection. For the good of their people, they're arranged to be married.

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    “You know we sell cider here, right?”

    Niall didn’t know, actually. If he had, he would’ve chosen another recipe to make, something that isn’t available to buy within a hundred feet. “But you don’t have my family’s secret recipe for it,” he rushes to say, “so it isn’t the same.”

    “That actually sounds really good.”

    “I’ll bring you some,” Niall offers because he doesn’t know how to filter himself near cute guys.

    “Alright. I’ll give you my discount then.” He reaches out and Niall passes him his card. “It’ll be five pounds.”  Niall can’t help but smile at the other lad’s kindness. It was good decision to keep coming back, he thinks.

    Now he just has to find a recipe for apple cider.

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    Niall doesn’t have a crush on the cashier from the apple orchard, he absolutely does need 3 dozen apples, and it’s none of Louis’ damn business.

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    Louis falls miserably onto his back, lying next to Shawn on the carpeted floor. “I can’t believe he got struck by lightning before the rest of us. He’s the baby of the group.”

    “Trust me,” Shawn says, a bite to his words as the pounding in his head gets louder the closer Niall gets to him. “I would’ve rather it’d been you. I feel weird.” In the distance, he hears a muffled, “Christ, get yourself together, man.” And then the front door is shutting.

    “If Niall gets struck too,” Louis threatens. “I’m leaving the group.”

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    Shawn gets struck by lightning and finds himself with telepathy. Things get more than a bit complicated when Niall’s thoughts tell him something they shouldn’t.

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    Guitar Prick: best eagles song, hands down, is peaceful easy feeling. they knew their stuff.

    And Niall can't hold in his outrage. He's pissed. The Eagles are his thing, and how dare Shawn think he can message Niall, only nineteen years or so of experience under his belt, and shove his shitty musical concepts and overall terrible taste in Niall's face.

    Niall: victim of love is clearly their best song. ya really ought to get your head out of your ass and educate yourself before running your mouth lad.

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    Niall's used to being the center of attention, so when a bright, musical boy with a charming smile starts routinely stealing his spotlight, he decides then and there to do everything in power to put an end to it.

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    Harry and Louis have a habit of falling into each other time and time again. Harry thinks he'd be more angry if it wasn't so good.

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    All Louis expected was to ride his favorite amusement park's new roller coaster on opening day. He didn't account for Harry or his fear of the rides to accompany him, but complaining is the farthest thing from his mind.

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    When writer's block stands in the way of Harry completing his second novel, he turns to the sweet-smelling omega behind the counter of his new favorite coffee shop for inspiration.

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    There have been many times that Harry’s considered approaching Louis about his feelings and putting everything on the line. He’s no stranger to wearing his heart on his sleeve. Every time though, he’s stopped by a pop of the hip, a flick of the fringe, or those goddamn maroon skinny jeans, rolled up just the perfect amount to show off Louis’ dainty ankles. 

    It’s not that Harry doesn’t believe their relationship would be amazing, because it would be. It’s just, for all that they blend together perfectly, Harry isn’t sure that they’d be sexually compatible. Because while Harry loves to be held down and man-handled, Louis, well…

    Louis is a twink.

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    Or the one where Harry moves in with Louis and doesn't know how to take a hint. 

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    1,036
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    256
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    15,865
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    Overworked, under-rested, and a little sex happy, Louis accidentally sends his boss a rather explicit photo of himself. Being a personal assistant was never supposed to be this high risk.

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    "... Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they're born." 
    - F. Scott Fitzgerald

    Harry and Louis navigate the universe. 

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    For as long as it’s been on the air, Harry’s been an avid watcher of Trivialities. He’s always imagined what it’d be like to compete on the show himself, and when the opportunity arises, he’s fast tracked to join the new cast for the show’s eighth season.

    Alliances are formed, strategies are planned, and Harry finds himself with his very own nemesis. Between trivia and physical challenges, Harry’s making the most of his time in the house, but nothing could’ve prepared him for Louis Tomlinson.

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    179
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