agent_alpaca
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Order up! (I'm hot to go) by agent_alpaca
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jul 2024
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Shen Jiu works as a bubble tea barista. Liu Qingge is the annoying customer who constantly barges in.
Or: a coffeeshop AU but make it boba.
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so stick him in a dress by suguruni
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Oct 2025
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“I'm not wearing this, Satoru.” Came the quiet, embarrassed reply as a flush took over Suguru's face.
“You don't have to feel embarrassed about it. I just did you a favor— you're my best friend, aren't you?" Satoru said with a grin,
"You didn't have to buy me this! I could've asked Shoko to get one for me. I can't believe you just barged into a lingerie shop to buy me a bra of all things—”
“And panties.”
Suguru frowned. “What?”
“I bought you panties too.”
Or where,
swallowing curses always has its disadvantages and when a stubborn curse leaves suguru's body drastically different—
satoru thinks he shouldn't be feeling like this because shit— was it gay to buy your best friend panties after he turned into a girl?
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03 Mar 2026
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microsoft suite, and other drugs by uanda
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Feb 2026
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If anyone bothered to ask him, Suguru would adamantly deny that he ever explicitly lied.
Suguru Geto is, for all intents and purposes, a beta.
As such, it understandably causes no shortage of confusion when he rocks up to work as an omega.
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01 Mar 2026
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So cute and fluffy! No angst, just fun. Fast-paced, sweet tropes, loved it!
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how do i(18m, alpha) approach my frat bro(18m, alpha) about his rut? by SpicyRoll (SpicyR0ll)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Nov 2024
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Title says it all. One of my fraternity brothers who I’m super close with started his rut out of nowhere and his pheromones are bothering everyone in the house, except for me. He actually smells really nice though, like a bakery or something. I won’t lie, when we get really close to each other, like at the gym, or when we’re gaming on the couch, I kinda like…subtly breathe him in. I really can’t help it, it just happens automatically, like my bodily functions will fail if I don’t get him into my lungs. Is that weird to say? That’s a normal thing to think about your friend, right?
Anyways, he refuses to see any Omegas or Betas and it’s starting to get to the point where I’m like…should I do something about it? I can hear him through the walls, it sounds like he’s in a lot of pain. I’ve experienced ruts before, like most Alphas, so I know how bad it can get.
I’ve literally never in my life been interested in men or other Alphas, but he’s genuinely like the funniest guy I know and most of the time he’s kind of an ass, but other times he’s so sweet and his abs have abs and he has the most gorgeous eyes and I DON’T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO…
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01 Mar 2026
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That Time I Tried to Hook Up and Got Trapped in a Study Date by brattygeto
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jan 2026
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Suguru is attracted to nerds. Particularly the hotter, more socially inept, extremely academically challenged type. When he finds out Gojo wants a "private math lesson," Suguru figures that's just a code word for something else.
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“Here,” Satoru said. “I didn’t—I didn’t know how much exactly, so I just…”
“You didn’t have to bring this much,” he lied, folding the bills neatly and tucking them somewhere out of sight. “But it’s appreciated. I love a generous client.”
Satoru blinked. “…Client?”
Suguru raised an eyebrow.
“We are doing a private session, aren’t we?”
Satoru nodded with enthusiasm and a flushed complexion.
“Right, so, um—where do you keep your books? I brought a few of my own.”
Suguru’s eyes widened at this response. “Your—books?”
“Books,” Satoru repeated. “Math ones, just in case.”
What.
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28 Feb 2026
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Such interesting characterization and writing!!
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you can be the peanut butter to my jelly by Aamalysstuff for Koyomu
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Mar 2024
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“Do you like Pokemon?”
“I like Digimon better.”
“Oh.”
“But Pokemon is cool too, I guess.” A pause. Satoru thought about what else to say. “My favorite Pokemon is Mewtwo.”
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In which Satoru and Suguru are 11 and 10 when they meet for the first time. They grow up together pining for each other.
Series
- Part 14 of Ama's Smutty One Shots
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28 Feb 2026