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Lygus: "Phainon, did you know you were born to do drag? You do it so well."
OR: The Chrysos Heirs, Express Crew and Herta compete on the latest season of Rupert’s Drag Race.
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Acheron tries to figure out what went wrong during her dance with Black Swan.
(This fic is just an AITA post and nothing more.)
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It’s been weeks since the heliobus was exorcised from Qingque’s body, but she still finds herself dreaming of her imaginary office — its sweeping posters, its automated tables, and her petite assistant, smiling at her with approval.
Or: Qingque has never believed in herself. Fu Xuan shows her that everyone else does.
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- Part 2 of parallel / possibillity
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Whenever layoffs began in the Divination Commission, Qingque’s name would always be tossed around by her colleagues. But no matter how little Qingque did, Fu Xuan refused to let her go. If she was being honest with herself, she had come to enjoy the little games they played, the way she privately divined the way Qingque was going to slack off the next day with the full knowledge that Qingque was probably divining a way to escape her notice. She could pretend it was practice, but it was just fun, plain and simple.
This time, the game they’d played had been out in the open. Fu Xuan, though under the influence of a heliobus, had challenged Qingque to a battle of the minds. And Qingque, with Stelle and the rest, had won, proving that fate could be altered, the very thing Fu Xuan had wanted to prove to her mentor so many years ago. She’d never been so happy to lose.
Or: This is how the latest heliobi quest with Fu Xuan and Qingque addresses Fu Xuan's central canonical trauma, actually.
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- Part 1 of parallel / possibillity
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of five burgers, pay the price for three by adeleade
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Nov 2023
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Hundreds of days ago, the High Heat Quintet ruled their local Five Guys with the ability to cook, serve, and eat. Like expert dishwashers, they flushed away the competition, including the disciples of Sanctus McDickus. That is, until a sacrilegious mistake tore the restaurant apart, leaving them with manpower shortages and even shorter employees.
It's up to their newest employee, Bailu, to revive the joint with her talent(s).
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“I’d thought that things were better between the two of you,” Lardo says. “Better than we’d thought possible.”
Every part of Dex wants to scream that that’s the entire problem.
Or: A few days before he moved into the attic, Dex torched a rancid slice of pie with a flamethrower. This was to show everyone, especially Nursey, that the two of them simply didn’t work together, even as everything else seemed to prove him wrong.
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Andrey is invited to Goncharov's home for a meal. There is nothing more bitter than to hate the part of yourself that loves.
Very loosely inspired by Cinderella.
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Much to the delight of Tumblr teens everywhere, Klavier Gavin finishes his first solo album during the small breaks he takes from being a depressed bitch. In an effort to promote said album, his agency creates We Gott Married, a web series that pairs Klavier up with a fan (read: industry plant) and films them as they play at married life.
Klavier is fine with this. Apollo is not. And no, it’s not because he’s jealous. No matter what everyone else seems to think.
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“There’s still one thing I don’t understand,” Makoto said. “Why did Akira call me “girlfriend” if he wasn’t interested in me?”
“Ummm, hello?” Ann flailed her arms around with exasperation. “Because Akira is gay? Besides, who the hell would confess their feelings like that?”
“I don’t know. It seemed like a perfectly good way to start a romantic relationship.”
“Of course you didn’t see why it had to be romantic.” Goro sighed. “You’re a lesbian, Makoto. You didn’t feel the need for it to be romantic because you didn’t feel romantic about it.”
There was something in Goro’s tone that brooked no opposition, but Makoto didn’t quite understand what he was saying. “I’m a lesbian?”
“Seriously Makoto?” Ann shrieked. “You’re literally dating Haru!”
(In which Akira calls Makoto “girlfriend” because you pick up some habits when working at a gay bar, and Makoto misinterprets.)
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it's the middle of the night and i'm so gone by adeleade
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
04 May 2022
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Phoenix and Miles are holding an engagement party. This isn’t a big deal at all, except it’s making Maya question all her life decisions and making Franziska feel abandoned again. Surely this isn’t a good enough reason for them to attempt a very convoluted and deeply homosexual 1am revenge plan cum escapade date?
Thankfully, Franziska and Maya aren’t in a very logical mood.
Featuring: notes of crack, motorcycle!Franziska, and a badly constructed effigy
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could this be out of line? / to say you're the only one breaking me down like this by adeleade
Fandoms: Kaleidotrope (Podcast)
27 Apr 2022
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He tries to explain his lack of want to Harrison one day. It’s very hard to disappoint me, he says. I’m ready for it. Because he is. It’s as if his emotions filter themselves according to logic, naturally sorting themselves in a way that ensures that he can be as rational as possible. He just doesn’t want things that are pointless or stupid or impractical. He can’t let his heart do as it wishes, letting it run wild and free like Harrison and the other Fluffers do. His heart is always chained to his mind.
But Harrison just shakes his head with a smile. I don’t believe you, he says. I don’t think it’s hard to disappoint you at all. His smile twists like sunlight, and then Drew feels it, a sharp pang in his chest, a stinging want, stronger than he’d thought possible. As soon as he feels it, he suppresses it, knotting it deep within himself. The podcast can’t continue if he’s acting like a fool.
In essence: Drew doesn't think he wants anything. Harrison shows him how he's been lying to himself.
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The Magic of WcDonalds by adeleade
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
27 Jan 2022
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For Jason Grace, WcDonalds has always been a queer sanctuary. All of that changes when his roommate, Will, has an unfortunate encounter with a homophobe named Nico di Angelo.
(Nico actually has a crush on Will. Jason goes way overboard with his plans. Chaos ensues.)
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Bel Ami by adeleade
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Video Game 2018)
24 Jan 2022
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For a few moments, Achilles’ eyes are clouded in thought. Then, they clear with lucidity. He stands up straight, his hands held firmly behind him, the very picture of a dignified soldier. Achilles has always been a person of dualities, at once a capricious thespian and a devoted warrior.
“I hear you, your majesties,” he says as he takes another bow. “It shall be done.”
From his position at the edge of the throne room, Patroclus feels his chest seize.
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Or: Prince Achilles is getting married. His bodyguard and closest friend, Patroclus, wishes he were the bride.
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my pride and joy by adeleade
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
02 Jan 2022
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Even though he was Imperial Yumei University's star student, Kazuma refused to be ashamed of his love for Ryunosuke. Now, despite everything, Ryunosuke refuses to be ashamed of Kazuma.
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Yosuke’s mind blanked. All of a sudden, it had become hard to breathe. His brain seemed to move on autopilot as he put his arm around Yu. “That’s amazing, partner! Dating the one and only Risette, huh? You must be psyched!”
Yu shrugged. “I haven’t decided if I want to date her yet. I wanted to ask you about it first.”
“Why, man?” Yosuke punched Yu lightly on the arm, still laughing that hollow laugh of his. “What, do you think I’d be jealous of you or something? Risette is asking you to be her boyfriend. What man would refuse that?”
Three years later...
Somehow, the train station is even more pathetic in the rain. Yosuke pretends not to notice the squelching mud beneath his boots or the unrelenting downpour as it bears down on him, making him feel drenched in spite of his umbrella. Instead, he tries to shape his lips into a smile, something toothy and carefree and familiar that Yu must still remember, even after all these years.
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Or: Back then, Yosuke didn't have the courage to confess to his partner. Three years later, Yu and Rise are still going strong, and all Yosuke can do is suck it up and welcome them back to Inaba. Past tense for flashbacks.
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Crossing Swords by adeleade
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
29 Dec 2021
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To maintain his big tiddy lifestyle, Kazuma has to exercise regularly. Unfortunately for Ryunosuke, the only place on the SS Burya where Kazuma can exercise is their shared room. Fortunately, Kazuma is very sexy. Or perhaps he’s too sexy. Ryunosuke might even go as far as to call Kazuma unbearably sexy.
Oh dear.
Featuring: bawdy humour, an impressive amount of uncovered kinks, and surprisingly detailed sex.
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Marinette seemed better than ever. All signs of stress had slipped from her face, and her grin was wider than Adrien had ever seen it. The only sign that something was wrong with Marinette was the fact that she had her arm around Lila, who was holding a rolled-up something in her right hand. Lila, to his horror, was also smiling in a way that could only be seen as genuine.
“Adrieeeeeen!” Marinette gave Adrien a salute and a blink that seemed like it was meant to be a wink. “You finally made it.”
Adrien bit his lip. “What’s going on, Marinette?”
Marinette pouted. She walked over and booped Adrien’s nose with her index finger. It reminded Adrien a little of how Ladybug treated him during patrols.
“Don’t you remember, sexy?” Marinette smirked when Adrien’s eyes popped. “You told me to take the high road with Lila, so I bought some marijuana for the class.”
OR: In the morning, Adrien tells Marinette to take the high road with Lila. At night, he dreams of a world where Marinette followed his advice and brought a marijuana joint to school.
(Comedic crack fic, Ladynoir ending. Underage drug use is not supported.)
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- Part 6 of Miraculous Ladybug Oneshots
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Goro, seeking friends like Chat Noir, decides to enrol at Collège Françoise Dupont, where Akira just so happens to be studying. Both of them are very, very gay, particularly for each other, and neither of them has any internalised homophobia whatsoever.
And yet, because of Mishima's actions, both Goro and Akira are convinced that the other person is a raging homophobe.
TW: Accidental but hopefully comedic homophobia
Edit: ok the only comment by someone else on this fic called it disgusting homophobia 🗿 so you can feel free to skip this part if you want. Basically Akira and Goro each think that the other person is homophobic is the main thing. I will say that I’m a cis gay dude so this was absolutely not done out of homophobia? Yeah I think as a writer I acknowledged the risk but I took it anyway and didn’t think too much about it which is on me.
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- Part 2 of P5 Miraculous Ladybug AU
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After their final battle against Hawkmoth, Adrien asks his lady for the Peacock miraculous. He hopes more than anything that she isn’t watching as he summons a sentimonster version of his mother.
Or: Adrien doesn’t have a family anymore, so he magics himself one, if only for a few minutes. Anything to make the pain go away.
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- Part 5 of Miraculous Ladybug Oneshots
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Of all the things that could have happened that night, Adrien wasn’t expecting his lady to tumble through an open window and into his room. The spotted heroine leapt to her feet, her fists clenched and vibrating with barely contained rage.
“What’s wrong, Ladybug?” Adrien said as he scrambled out of bed, trying desperately not to embarrass himself in front of his crush. “Is there an akuma?"
Ladybug stared at him for a moment, her face more flushed than Adrien had ever seen. Then, her eyes narrowed into a flustered glare. “A-A-Adrien Agreste, you oblivious little dumbass dipshit of a witch!”
(Or: Ladybug confronts Adrien for sending Marinette mixed signals. Chaos ensues.)
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- Part 4 of Miraculous Ladybug Oneshots
