abs_jones
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In 1997 they cloned Dolly the sheep, the computer beat a human in chess for the first time ever, the Spice Girls were out and about and FosterBoy80 typed the wrong user number into ICQ. In an era without WhatsApp, Facebook, and not even Orkut... Is it possible to fall in love without even knowing the person?
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This is something I wrote in my first language in 2020 and decided to translate to English as a project, so it's already written I just have to adapt it. If you find anything strange, let me know in the comments!
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i bet you look good on the dancefloor by abs_jones
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2022
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Sirius não consegue tirar os olhos dele e nem parar de imaginar como seria admirar as luzes da pista de dança refletidas nos dele.
menos de 1k, para eu lembrar como se escreve.
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- Português brasileiro
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- 675
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"And I can see us twisted in bedsheets
August sipped away like a bottle of wine
'Cause you were never mine..."Remus não esperava ver o grande amor de sua adolescência em sua cabine de trem dez anos depois daquele agosto que nunca conseguira esquecer.
One-Shot | wolfstar
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“Moony.”
“Padfoot.”
“Am I hearing what I think I’m hearing?”
“Would you believe me if I said no?” And then he honest to Merlin whimpers.
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- Part 10 of 12 Days of Smutmas
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21 Feb 2026
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
- PREMATURE GREY HAIR: YES, THEY'RE 28/29, I KNOW- Language:
- English
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- 88,278
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- 9/9
- Collections:
- 14
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- 1,266
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07 Jan 2026
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The Courtship of Harry’s Godfather in Five Parts by MsAlexWP
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2022
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Harry Potter has a very cute literature teacher and decides to play matchmaker for his godfather and guardian, who has refused to date since gaining custody of Harry.
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Chapter 1: Muggle High School AU
Chapter 2: 1970s
Chapter 3: Birthday cake
Chapter 4: Poltergeist
Chapter 5: Kissing in the rain- Language:
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06 Jan 2026
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Sirius Black is a travel photographer with a secret, faraway crush on travel writer Remus Lupin, but they’ve never actually met or spoken. That is, until they’re assigned to work on a travel story in Italy together. Cue sexy pasta making, Vespa rides, sea cave make-out sessions, and living la dolce vita.🍝 🍷 🏍
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,034
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 533
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- 2,429
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- 602
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- 35,337
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05 Jan 2026
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Remus Lupin is infuriatingly perfect, always baking cookies, chairing committees, and leading fundraisers for Hogwarts Academy. And Sirius Black can’t stand him. But when they’re teamed up to organize the school’s annual talent show, unexpected sparks fly. Will they find romance? Or kill each other first?
Smut in chapters 11, 12, and 13.- Language:
- English
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- 46,094
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- 14/14
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- 10
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- 1,246
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- 1,028
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Bookmarked by abs_jones
29 Dec 2025