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The dog whines through the cup in its mouth. It drops the thing with a clank and cocks its head.
Astarion sighs. “I,” he enunciates, like this is going to help, “am a vampire. Vam-pie-urr. I drink blood. What am I going to do with a cup?”
The dog barks, as if to say, I am a dog. Dog. I do not speak Common.Bookmarked by Zorianne
12 Feb 2026
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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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25 Jan 2026
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After the defeat of the Elder Brain, Ianfir Ancunín learns that his friend Ulder's son is alive. He is so happy for Wyll, and for Ulder. He does his best to support Ulder as he tries to reconcile with his son. But it's hard not to be jealous knowing that his son, Astarion, is dead and will remain dead forever.
(or is he?)
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- Part 1 of Papacunín and Mamacunín
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30 Dec 2025
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Astarion is getting on Shadowheart’s nerves, and she decides to bite back with an increasingly obvious string of references to his ‘secret’ condition. Gale is the only companion who catches on.
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Blades out, is it? Well, she is game if he wants to play.
“I am simply enjoying a day’s reprieve from the grumblings of a certain grouchy githyanki,” she informs him cheerfully. “A most agreeable absence. She usually sets my teeth on edge.”
Clicking his tongue in understanding, Astarion nods. “I may have noticed a somewhat … lingering tension between you and Lae’zel,” he allows, giving Shadowheart a sly smile. “Nothing I’m sure the two of you couldn’t work out over a few hours some night when the rest of us have gone to sleep, though.”
“I find her to be perfectly insufferable,” Shadowheart retorts blithely. “Though perhaps not nearly so great a pain in my neck as your attempts to get a rise out of me. Or worse; your flirting.”
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19 Dec 2025
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Batman gets into a situation during an alien invasion and could use a rescue. Unfortunately, Dick and Jason don't think the Justice League is up for the task. At all.
So Dick lets the League know that he will be handling the situation and to expect Batman back by the end of the night. He even promises that he won't be going alone. No one should stand in the way of a Batfamily rescue, even if the Justice League doesn't know there's a Batfamily at all.
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- Part 6 of Batfamily Feels
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14 Sep 2025
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Really satisfying & cute Batfamily reveal story.