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"You haven't said what you wanted to say." Well yes, some things take you by surprise, and you're not quite prepared for them. Like when your best friend jumps off a building in front of you. While John is left grieving, Sherlock is off on a mad chase around the world to solve the Final Problem Jim left him. Mind games, riddles, ciphers. Post-Reichenbach epic, mystery, Johnlock.
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He looked under the bed. His gaze was met by a steely, slit-eyed glower staring directly back at him. "Hello, there" he greeted, grinning triumphantly. John squealed. - Johnlock, manul!John, tiger!Sherlock, lots of fluff and humour.
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- Part 2 of PAW STORIES
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"John, I've... discovered things." "Good things, I hope?" Sherlock nodded. "When I discover things, I want to experiment..." John blinked. "You want to experiment on me." "On us, John. I want to experiment on us."
Johnlock, sequel to Let me Dance for You
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- Part 3 of SHERLOCK DANCE SERIES
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The Adventure of the Dashboard Box by Zoffoli for JuweWright (on DA)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
30 Aug 2012
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"Say, what if I hired you to off your current client? What would you say?"
"I'd say that it wouldn't be very professional. And I'm a pro, Jim."
Moran relished the knowing smirk Moriarty sent him, as if they'd known each other their whole life.
"Aw, common, you're dying to."
"What makes you say that?"
"Because you love geniuses, and you love madmen. And I just happen to be both!"
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I Like to Watch You Dance
(complete)"I like to watch you dance", had said Moriarty. And now he has Sherlock dancing in the palm of his hand... with John as an audience. Strip dancing and power play scene. Johnlock, angst, romance. Pretty dark.
Let Me Dance for you
(complete)“You can't be serious.” “Oh but I am. Well, I probably won't look very serious lap dancing in our living-room, but... Please let me dance for you, Sherlock.” Johnlock, hurt/comfort, humour.
Dance is Chemistry
(ongoing)"John, I've... discovered things." "Good things, I hope?" Sherlock nodded. "When I discover things, I want to experiment..." John blinked. "You want to experiment on me." "On us, John. I want to experiment on us."
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A Flower That Resembles You by perexcri for notebooknonbinary (AwwKeyboardNo), Himynameis4, cherryisgone, paladinsscleric
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Jan 2023
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Having lived in exile from the citadel since he was twelve, Will knows well the necessity of having a daily schedule: wake up early, gather materials, make tinctures and poultices for clients, take care of the garden, and never use magic when your hands will do just fine. These are the tasks he lives by until one ordinary day when he wakes up late, and it all spins out of control. He goes to the garden in the evening, far past his usual time, and finds an unwelcome visitor stealing his food and flowers. It only gets worse when he learns this man has been visiting every night for the past several months, unbeknownst to Will, and his eyes look just a little too familiar.
And once it becomes clear his unwelcome guest isn't going to stop his nightly visits anytime soon, Will is forced to choose between pretending as if they're strangers or divulging the peculiar past they share, between wearing a mask and allowing the truth to be told.
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- Part 1 of flowers and light
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09 Feb 2026
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It was easy for Will Byers to fall in love with Mike Wheeler.
The trouble came when he had to pretend it wasn't real.
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07 Feb 2026
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Steve was pretty fucking sure he was sober now, in Mr Nelson’s history class, unless he was still feeling some groovy residual effects from last night’s edibles.
Which, he must be. Because there was a new bro in class today, a guy who Steve had never seen before. He didn’t think he could’ve dreamt this dude up if he tried.
The guy sat straight-backed at a desk in the corner of the room. He looked kinda stuffy, prim and proper, his choice eyebrows ruffled as he opened the little notebook in front of himself. He folded his hands on his desk and stared at the front of the room, a confused gleam in his eyes as Mr Nelson wrote WORLD WAR II on the whiteboard. Steve didn’t see what the big deal was – like, yeah, the whole war was a little gnarly, but they’d been talking about it for weeks.
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Or, in 1989, Steve sees an Old-Timey Bro that his buddies can't see. Shit's gnarly, man.Bookmarked by Zoffoli
02 Sep 2025
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i'll tell them put me back in it by intrajanelle
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics)
09 May 2025
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“Who do we have the pleasure of speaking with?” Edwin asked, formal as ever, even when addressing a woodland creature in a magical clearing.
“The Fox Queen,” the fox said.
Charles sighed softly and Crystal knew exactly what he was thinking: The last thing they needed was more animal royalty.
Or: The Dead Boy Detective Agency is back in London, back to solving cases, back to normal. Or as normal as it can get after Port Townsend upended their afterlives. In the middle of routine casework they discover that all across London, ghost children are going missing—vanished into thin air as if they never existed. If that weren’t enough trouble, rumors begin to spread around the Night Market that a group of Americans is looking for a ghost who has escaped hell.
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08 May 2025
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Charles is in the flower shop when it happens, standing among the roses and the tulips and such. He’s here for pansies, Thinking of you. He wants Edwin to know that he was.
(or: 5 times Charles gets flowers for Edwin, and 1 time Edwin returns the favour.)
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17 Mar 2025