YarpHarp
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AL 288-1 (In Another Life, They Would Have Called You Lucy) by YarpHarp
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Feb 2026
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You find yourself living out a unique sort of nightmare.
There are people and aliens and androids abound, but even worse is the fact they're half familiar and formerly fictional. Nobody understands you when you speak, except when you drag up the harsh vowels of Mando'a from your throat and shape words with your hands. The Jedi keep you well-trapped within their temple walls; your brand of Humanity is so archaic, you suffer the same lack of immunity as your mother's ancestors did when Columbus "discovered" the Americas. They call you things like the lost ancestor and the proto-vergence, they tell you your blood is rich with a destiny that defies everything they know. And there, standing always in the periphery of your vision, is a young man who will one day become Darth Vader. He stares at you like you must somehow possess all the answers he desperately needs.
Too bad you can't just abscond into the unknown reaches of wild space and delight in the hermit lifestyle as a feral little beast. That sort of fun will have to wait until Palpatine is a corpse.
At least your minders are pretty.
Series
- Part 1 of The Miscellaneous Wars of Star
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Putting the Dog to Sleep by YarpHarp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
01 Jul 2025
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Following a raid on a Russian squib's Cleveland home, Hermione finds herself in possession of a slim red book that is the key to one of the greatest conspiracies in American Muggle Government history. As she moves to expose the truth, a series of events find her fighting for her life against the Winter Soldier. Desperate to survive, she recites a string of Russian words she hopes will stop him. Accidental magic, caused by her unbridled panic, occurs in conjunction with their recitation. The Soldier, much to Hermione's horror, is magically bound to her, trapped in his programming to follow his handler's every order.
A desperate quest to free the man ensues.
[[[ Unfinished ]]]Series
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Audaces Fortuna Iuvat by YarpHarp
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
20 Aug 2019
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In which none of the Avengers really knew there was somebody living on the thirteenth floor of the Tower until Steve found her drinking tea at the dining table in the common room. It also didn't help that she is something of a clairvoyant, who nearly spat said tea all over the floor upon seeing a snatch of Steve's future... Which apparently determined he'd be slow fucking her into oblivion while his best friend made a necklace of hickeys around her throat on a California King at some point.
Tony, as her friend and sorta-boss who knew her since defeating the Mandarin, thinks it's hilarious that her possibly-inevitable future results in such an encounter. Pepper, as her friend and actual boss, offers a few sympathies before asking for her professional opinion on the stock market. And her? She just wants to go back to being generally ignored on the thirteenth floor, where she's not bombarded with visions of peoples' lives or worrying about whether anyone saw the floating kettle pour tea into her monster-sized mug.
[[[ HAITUS ]]]
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- Part 1 of YarpHarp's Marvel Stuff
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Burning Paperwork (And Hoping the Smoke Signals will Send Help) by YarpHarp
Fandoms: Thor - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
04 Jan 2018
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Darcy Lewis is a contradictory force created from cleverness, a lack of hesitation, shitty humor, and a partially problematic love for kitschy crafts. She was somewhat lost on the long road of existence, like any chaotic force scrambling to find an outlet, and tried to pick something for a college major so she could get her life going in some sensible direction. Her mother always did say that plans saved lives, Darcy recalls, as if the forty-five year old housewife was the reincarnation of Captain America and that wholesome, outdated propaganda would somehow persuade her into becoming a functional person.
Of course, even the best laid plans often go awry, and it’s no different for Darcy. Norse gods are real, SHIELD is surprisingly intimidated by her computer skills, cyborgs are extremely depressing creatures, and the path to discovering herself is littered with dangerous obstacles.
(In which sexuality and gender are hard to figure out, real people make a lot of mistakes, and being friends with troubled superheroes isn’t all it’s cracked up to be)
[[[ Abandoned ]]]
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- Part 2 of YarpHarp's Marvel Stuff
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A peculiar ranger captain, commanding a rowdy garrison of Southwestern Ithilien men at the Poros outpost, is reassigned to Osgiliath with his subordinates. Finding himself serving under Faramir and his elder Captain-General brother, the man finds he would rather be reading books and harassing Haradrim at his former post than combating orcs from Mordor with the Steward-sons. But as time passes, the Steward-sons begin to question the captain's personal background and talents. Will they come to learn something from this quirky, book-reading man? Is he a man at all?
In which one very smart young woman changes the tide of the future, Faramir is confused yet starstruck, Boromir is amused, and Denethor wants her hung for numerous counts of treason.
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Recent series
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The Miscellaneous Wars of Star by YarpHarp
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Feb 2026
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A series of miscellaneous Star Wars fics that I've written.
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- 6,225
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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YarpHarp's Ye Olde Fanfics From Younger Years by YarpHarp
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Jul 2025
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This series is more of a small pile of fanfictions I wrote on Fanfiction.net when I was younger and I reposted here before I ceremonially killed my Fanfiction.net account. I was getting far too much spam and AI bots harassing me, and I felt it was time to close the book on that part of my life. BUT! Here the old fanfics live, for anyone to read and judge my younger self for her writing choices.
- Words:
- 44,848
- Works:
- 2
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Modern Folks Keep Ending Up in Arda, Unfortunately by YarpHarp
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Sep 2017
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In which various modern people from Earth end up in Middle Earth/Arda and wild shit ensues. This collection is just various stand-alone OC-centric Lord of the Rings fics I'm liable to write (and maybe never finish). We pray I find the energy to finish them one day.... but not this day!
- Words:
- 34,240
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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YarpHarp's Marvel Stuff by YarpHarp
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
20 Aug 2019
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Here lies my unfinished or abandoned Marvel fics, which I am unsure if I will ever do anything with. But God, I still love Marvel...
- Words:
- 21,635
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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come down from your mountain by stormwarnings
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2021
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Fox finally settles on something close enough to all of those, but just a step to the right. “Are they usually like that? Unnerving?"
“Always,” Gree says, those eyes that never miss a single detail. “Every single one of them.”
(Seven clone commanders gathering for a drink, and their reflections on war, love, and Jedi.)
Bookmarked by YarpHarp
20 Feb 2026
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Galaxy-Saving Memes by musicmillennia
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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You can only access the page if you're GAR. The Coruscant Guard decides to infiltrate it because they are tired of being ignored, and honestly? Their memes are way better.
Or, the Guard saves millions of lives through stupid internet posts.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,152
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 249
- Kudos:
- 4,938
- Bookmarks:
- 1,104
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- 45,082
Bookmarked by YarpHarp
17 Feb 2026
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Of Warnings (Ignored) by Trixree for bytebun
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Mar 2022
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“Listen to me, Kote. Are you listening? Because it is very fucking important that you listen to me right now,” 17 says. He would seize Kote by the chin and make him pay attention, if 17 was looking to get bit on top of all the other pain his body is gifting him with.
Series
- Part 10 of Tumblr Prompts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,481
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 202
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- 4,489
- Bookmarks:
- 1,118
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17 Feb 2026
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your heartbeat's a countdown by always_a_slut_for_hc
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Jan 2022
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The Jedi Council was nervous. The Jedi Council was very, very nervous, so much so that the usual meditation-and-releasing-emotions-into-the-Force shtick had failed and High General Mace Windu had broken out the spotchka.
If anything called for drinks, it was discovering that your whole Order was sitting on a primed thermal detonator - well. More like a million of them.
based (with permission!) on this text post which hooked into my brain and would not let go
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,700
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 378
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- 5,068
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- 1,223
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- 34,241
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17 Feb 2026
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Those Who Can by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
19 Jul 2022
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After a chaotic, and traumatic, start to her apprenticeship, Obi-Wan Kenobi decides the life of a Jedi knight is not one for her. She joins the EduCorps and becomes a teacher instead. Her former grandmaster offers her a position on the planet Kamino, but when she arrives, she realizes he left out a few very important details. Her students number in the hundreds of thousands and soon will number in the millions.
But she is committed to this assignment, and the boys here need her. She learns how very much that is true as each new month spent on the planet revels new horrors and abuses.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,702
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 1,175
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- 5,529
- Bookmarks:
- 1,828
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- 83,009
Bookmarked by YarpHarp
17 Feb 2026