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    G0lly learns about Valentine's Day, and decides to give some special cards to the ones she holds dear.

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Hearthian (kii Blaaz, "the Speech") is an obscure language spoken by a mere two individuals, the only survivors of the end of their world. This document describes the language in detail, providing dozens of example sentences and a lexicon. Familiar yet alien - just like the Hearthians themselves.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “Hey, I thought I might see you before the big launch,” you call out as they approach you. “Nerves getting the better of you?”

    They don't reply, just... look at you for a while. They slowly scan over your clothes, your hands, your face, lingering at your scarred eye.

    You arch a brow at them. “Need something, hatchling?”

    Eventually, they settle within themself, square their shoulders, and look at you. “Think you can give me a hand with something for a minute?”

    or - a series of goodbyes that didn't stick.

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    01 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    "'I'd like to get you on a slow boat to China' was a well-known phrase among poker players, referring to a person who lost steadily and handsomely."

    — Susan Loesser, 1993.

     

    All to himself, alone.

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    14 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    (Extremly late game silksong spoilers, just in case anyone is reading fic summaries but hasnt beat the game yet)

    Hornet collects all three hearts needed to enter the red memory and obtain the everbloom. The fourth heart she had collected causes the spell to do something it wasn't intended to do. It sends Hornet and the minds of Karmelita, Nyleth, Crust King Khann, and The Green Prince back in time to when the Citadel was first being established.

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    10 Dec 2025