WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
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The Waffles Are "Just" Friends by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Feb 2026
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Mumbo and Grian are in a QPR and they go out for brunch on Valetine's day. A kid asks about their pride flag pins.
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- Part 4 of Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 234
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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Joel, by some unwanted miracle, is oblivious to the fact that Lizzie, his beloved wife, and Crow, the vigilante that keeps flirting with him, are the same person. (can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 3 of Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 528
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- 1/1
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- 10
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World Building by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Dec 2025
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I have no idea how to fit this into the actual fic, so… have this, I guess.
Chapter One: List Vigilantes
Chapter Two: Other Vigilante Info
Chapter Three: Important Civilians, Villains, and PlacesSeries
- Part 1 of Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
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Prologue: Those Names are Stupid, No, We’re Keeping Them by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 Oct 2025
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Big & Bloop are vigilantes, why? Poultry Man retired and SOMEONE has to do it.
Grian is a pesky bird, and Mumbo is his partner in not crime. Un-crime.
This is their origin story.I was serious when I said Grian isn’t Poultry Man, by the way. It’ll be relevant later.
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- Part 2 of Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
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Hetch in the Founder’s Cut by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Generation Loss (Web Series)
19 Sep 2025
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I’m going to ramble about Generation Loss
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- English
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- 97
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- 1/1
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Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Feb 2026
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I saw that there’s not really any content based off of the “ Big & Bloop” bit from Wild Life, and I decided to change that. Definitely ooc, probably poorly written, but it’s here so… enjoy
Note: as always characters not creatorsEdit: I'm changing the name of the series soon, so look out for that
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A Utopia is a Dystopia Hidden Behind a Smile by Amber_Goodshine
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, The Rift Crossover
03 Feb 2026
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The Empire and Hermitcraft SMPs are at war in an event called The Rift. Scott sneaks into Hermitcraft as a mole, only to realize that maybe he was wrong all along
(Yes this is loosely inspired by She-Ra)
Bookmarked by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
04 Feb 2026
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From the Archives by Sixteenthdays
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, HCRecap, Hermitcraft SMP, House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Ivorylore - MCRP, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom
24 Jul 2023
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A collection of statements from the archives of the Void Institute.
Cover illustrations by @chrisriin. My series of character studies and AUs exploring different aspects of this series not part of the main story can be found here, so check that out if you're wanting more content!
ALSO, AN OFFICIAL, FULLY-VOICED PODFIC OF THIS SERIES IS NOW CURRENTLY POSTING ON YOUTUBE HERE!!
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Watch Out for the Lucky by Toomuchsunshine
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
12 May 2024
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Dear G. Xelqua,
It is our greatest honor to formally invite you to the audition to be the superhero HotGuys newest sidekick. Not only has your past action caught our eyes within the Hero Association, but HotGuy has chosen you, among others, himself.
Please see the attached documents and follow the instructions for the final judgment. Congratulations, and remember: Eyes in the Sky Keep Everyone Safe.Grain feels his eyes widen as he reads the letter. He was shaking, accidentally crumbling the paper in his hands. He lifts the letter closer to his face, just to make sure that he's read it correctly. Then he read it again. Then one more time to make sure.
or, HotGuy is forced to have a sidekick CuteGuy. Both don't really like each other. Good thing Grian has ulterior motives, trying to find his missing family and all that. Wait, Boatem, Scars family, is also missing? What a coincidence...
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- Part 1 of Watch Out
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Techno raised an eyebrow, suddenly getting what they meant. They wanted him to kill this alien. (Just like the humans did).
OR Techno is a human on an alien ship, and has been alone for practically five years. That is, until another alien is thrown in his cell with him and he finally gets a taste of freedom.
OR OR Your obligatory Alien AU courtesy of moi!
Bookmarked by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
04 Jan 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.