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It takes a minute for Scott to compute ‘Kash Patel is here’ considering he’s already shotgunned two beers, is fucking exhausted, and as loath as he is to admit it, Rosanov is right: he’s getting old. “You mean the Director of the FBI? That Kash Patel?”
“Yes. Do you want to invite him in?”
He shares a glance with Vaughny—making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while still dancing along to the music—and Sully, who’s wearing not only a pair of goggles on his eyes but someone else’s on his head. Also, inexplicably, a feather boa.
“No?” Scott says.
“He said President Trump wants to call,” walkie-talkie guy insists, like this might be a compelling addition.
“Definitely no then,” Vaughny says, licking the knife and then putting it back in the open peanut butter jar.
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26 Feb 2026
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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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25 Feb 2026
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night plane for a reason (vodka problems) by charleybradburies for TheBearQueen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya has had many surprises in his life - including, but not limited to, experiences that are practically certain to happen in life, such as deaths, and successes, and love, now that he has dared to admit that love has happened, has grown in and around him like an unstoppable growth spurt in feelings.
Alexei doesn’t tend to surprise him. (But it can happen.)
OR: Ilya and Shane are outed on the day of Grigori Rozanov's funeral. Alexei quietly makes a choice he hasn't made before.
Title inspired by "Champagne Problems" by Taylor Swift.
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22 Feb 2026
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21 Feb 2026
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guess (the tape measure incident remix) by rowed
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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“See if you can pull out exactly nine inches,” Harris had said, nodding to the tape measure in his hand.
Shane was the last one to give it a shot. He hummed and knitted his eyebrows together in concentration. His first instinctual pull had reeled out just over 8 ¼", but he corrected himself after a moment. When he was satisfied, he nodded, let go, and dropped his hands back to his sides. He walked away without a word.
The video dramatically zoomed in on Shane’s pull, which showed just under 9 ¹⁄₁₆", then twisted and cut abruptly to an edited photo of Shane with antennae and a bright green face, while the X-Files theme played in the background.
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the Cens try the tiktok tape measure trend. now with 100% more tape measures!Bookmarked by Were_Monkey
21 Feb 2026