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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    The Mechanisms were a crew of immortal space pirates, sailing across the stars, having fun, violence, adventure, violence, and...more violence. And now, apparently, parenting, too.

    OR: The Mechs accidentally kidnap/adopt a child - who they name Jonathan. Jonathan Sims.

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    23 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    There, lying on his desk, seal still unbroken, was a half-haphazardly folded, somewhat bloodstained scrap of paper.

    “And what is that supposed to mean?” Tim asked.

    Jon swallowed. “It means that my parents are coming to visit.”

    The Mechanisms take a break from their usual menu of fun, violence, adventure, violence, and...more violence, to visit their son (whom they did a fantastic job raising, thank you very much.)

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Jonathan Sims was tied to a chair in a wax museum. Great.

    Nikolai Orsinov was not always Nikolai Orsinov. Nikolai was a Role, a mask It had been wearing for a long, long time...but who was It before?

    And why did It want to protect the Archivist so badly?

    OR: Nikolai Orsinov was meant to "take care" of the Archivist. Instead, The Toy Soldier took care of Its son.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Then, slowly, almost unsure of himself, Jon began to smile. Not his usual, timid thank-you smile, but a full-on, almost maniacal grin.

    “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Toy Soldier!” Jon practically shouted. Tim had never heard his boss sound so happy.

    The weird circus clown smiled back at Jon. “D’Ville! What a pleasant surprise! That bar fight didn’t kill you after all!”

    D’Ville? Bar fight? What?

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    22 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Where the horrors aren't as severe, Jon befriends avatars and kisses monsters, and everyone is a little gay for each other.

    Featuring:
    - Gerard Keay Lives!
    - Double Distortion (Michael & Helen)
    - Michael Shelley (kind of) Lives!
    - Jonathan Sims is in the Mechs (and internet famous!)
    - Relationship Anarchy (Arospec Jon)
    - JonGerry Roommates!
    - So Much Canon Divergence

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    22 Feb 2026